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Postby WittyC » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:29 pm

Atrophying Testicles wrote:As the resident potty mouth of the cafe, I am happy to inform you gentlemen that the proper spelling is Douche.

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Thank God someone knows how to spell the term that describes every guy from the greater New England area. Yuk yuk yuk... ;-7

We would have also accepted Barney... Barney...
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Postby MFTIOA » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:38 pm

Power Rangers


lol :-D
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Postby Deuce » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:05 pm

Sounds to me like the schoolyard bully has found a new place to play.

Do what I was taught, hit him first.

Send him an offer that includes Tejada for his three best players. Then when he rejects, send his post back to him. Make sure it is done in plain site. No bully can handle losing.
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Postby Big Pimpin » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:31 pm

Deuce wrote:Sounds to me like the schoolyard bully has found a new place to play.

Do what I was taught, hit him first.

Send him an offer that includes Tejada for his three best players. Then when he rejects, send his post back to him. Make sure it is done in plain site. No bully can handle losing.


That's a good idea, a really good idea.
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Postby davidmarver » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:33 pm

Jagfan21 wrote:lol what a deusche bag


I think a "Deusche" is a type of gun from Golden Eye 007 on Nintendo 64.
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Postby Simulacrum » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:40 pm

mwb743s wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:Could have sworn the proper spelling was "Doosh" :-?

:-D


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Simulacrum-do you remember this post?

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I would love to see this immaculate team this guy has!!


Of course I remember my friend. That post is the origin of the Doosh. :-D

Doosh is the funnest word to say and type. When I use the word nowadays I always spell it out. As in: that guy is a d-o-o-s-h, doosh. :-D
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Postby Madison » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:55 am

bigh0rt wrote:Their feeling is if you're looking to trade, you drafted like a schmuck. ;-7


Well, quite a few people do draft like schmucks. :-D

I've actually played draft and play leagues. Zero roster moves unless of injury. You'd be amazed at some of the results, and they are quite fun to play. ;-D

With that said, I do typically make a couple of trades per year. Usually nothing huge unless there's a really dumb owner out there, but I'm not the one with the most moves in the league. Usually in last in that catagory.


Oh and for the "douche" guys out there, it just sounds like something a 6 year old would say. :-°
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Postby Jagfan21 » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:33 am

well hey mad theres no swearin allowed, i could of thought of a better word to describe the kid, but i follow the rules B-)
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:44 pm

Madison wrote:

Oh and for the "douche" guys out there, it just sounds like something a 6 year old would say. :-°


Your words cut to the core of me, Mads :-°

Guess I'll save that one for the playground then.
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