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Postby citti34 » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:33 am

This guy is either 13 or in some computer lab in rehab. It's so funny how excited people get when they can't process a trade. I personally don't mind terrible offers, but I hate when someone proposes a terrible offer but thinks it's solid. Ignorant.
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Postby Secret Avatar » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:36 am

The Jerk-o-Lanterns are out early this year, I think.
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Postby Big Papi's Pimps » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:48 am

LMAO!!!
This is one of Yahoo's rules:
"All league-related transactions will be executed with the intent of improving the owner's team and/or its standing within the league."

It could aslo be refrased as "You must make trades to improve your team, only" So this kid with his 7th grade reading level might not have noticed the "only" in there. You better watch out or he might send his friends the Power Rangers after you. You should make a post and try to get everyone else in the league to boycott his trades on the basis of pure stupidity. Or add an minimum age limit to the league and boot his ass out.
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Postby AT » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:49 am

As the resident potty mouth of the cafe, I am happy to inform you gentlemen that the proper spelling is Douche.

Please Join the Fantasy Babe League! We're accepting supplemental reservations for draft spots. Just post your desire to join and we'll save you a spot. Only 9 left!

http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1052366#1052366
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Postby jblank » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:56 am

Atrophying Testicles wrote:As the resident potty mouth of the cafe, I am happy to inform you gentlemen that the proper spelling is Douche.

Please Join the Fantasy Babe League! We're accepting supplemental reservations for draft spots. Just post your desire to join and we'll save you a spot. Only 9 left!

http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1052366#1052366


Thanks but I think I told 'em that in my first post here. :-)
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Postby G-Man » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:05 am

the league requires that you make trades in order to improve your team? doesn't common sense also *suggest* you look into doing that? ;-)
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Postby AT » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:10 am

You certainly did didn't you.
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Postby bigh0rt » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:56 am

That guy should come to my league, where 4 of ten owners regularly go an entire season without even adding/dropping a friggin' player (barring an injury or a mega-slump). Their feeling is if you're looking to trade, you drafted like a schmuck. ;-7
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Postby josebach » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:59 am

I have a hard time believing somebody is that stupid. If that is a real post from a real league, I would past it on the team message board.
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Postby mwb743s » Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:45 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:Could have sworn the proper spelling was "Doosh" :-?

:-D


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Simulacrum-do you remember this post?

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