Truth in Nicknames act...

[moochman]

I'm sure this will just be a temporary nick-name; 'Oh-fo-fo' Ichiro

Audrey Huff

Jerremy Affelt something in my leg pop

'No-more' Garciaparra

'Air-wreck my arm playing with a sore knee' Gagne

Branden 'pinetar' Donnelly

Brian 'don't call me Daisy' Fuentes

Adam 'Dunn hitting HRs once there are men on base'

Sammy Soso

Austin 'what bandwagon' Kearns

[Cooner]

Mark "sitting is a" Prior-"ity"

Johnny "long ball" Damon

Jim "don't pitch it" Thome

V "Too many slushies at the quik-" Mart

"Not so" Pudge Rodriguez

Javy "Just don't call me JLo" Lopez

Chad "who's the other Cordero now?" Cordero

Ben "Dizzy" Sheets

[packslu1]

How about:

Geoff "My Identical Twin is Brett Favre" Jenkins

Does anyone else notice how close those two look?

[bigh0rt]

Mike "Inevitable Rally Ending GDP" Piazza

[citti34]

Eric "Grass" Byrnes
Rich"It has been" Harden pitching for this team.
Danny "has long" Haren
Barry "pop that" Zito

[Simulacrum]

Clint "Watch That First Step" Barmes

Juan "must be french because he stinks" Pierre

How about Randy Johnson, "The Big Eunuch"

Derek "Hey everyone come see how good I look" Jeter

hilarious

Wish I could come up with one. I'm drawing a blank though

[linberg]

Danny - F U Cincy fan for hating my 85mph heater and 7.7 Era - Graves

[Mookie4ever]

Aaron "King of the" Hill
Carlos "onomato-"Pena
Kevin K-rap Brown

and somebody stole Halladay's nickname
Roy "Cy Young" Halladay

[Half Massed]

Adrian "Fooled You!" Beltre

Ricky "remember me?...guys?" Henderson

Rafael "better drunk than on base" Furcal

Vernon "Hustling's for losers" Wells

Milton "Throw something at me, will you?!" Bradley

Barry "mmm, that's good clear" Bonds

Mark "I'm not injury pr-OW" Prior

Richie "How many times can i strike out tonight?" Sexon

Erik "Look what i can do!" Byrnes

Corey "if i can see it, i'm swinging" Patterson

and that's all i got at this point

[TheYanks04]

Adrian "Fooled You!" Beltre

Ricky "remember me?...guys?" Henderson

Rafael "better drunk than on base" Furcal

Vernon "Hustling's for losers" Wells

Milton "Throw something at me, will you?!" Bradley

Barry "mmm, that's good clear" Bonds

Mark "I'm not injury pr-OW" Prior

Richie "How many times can i strike out tonight?" Sexon

Erik "Look what i can do!" Byrnes

Corey "if i can see it, i'm swinging" Patterson

and that's all i got at this point

Bonds one is very good. Still like my "HGH is a food Suppliment" though.