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Postby TheYanks04 » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:20 pm

What the players nicknames should be:

Barry "HGH is a food suppliment" Bonds
Carlos "Big bucks to hit like Eric Byrnes" Beltran
Adrian "I got my money and am now clean" Beltre
Todd "Call me Jason" Helton
Rafael "Call me Rey Sanchez" Furcal
Aubrey "I don't wanna play here" Huff
Josh "Blister man" Beckett
Kerry "I am soooooo overrated" Wood
Jason "What me hit the opposite way" Giambi (aka: "a walk is as good as a HR" Jason)
Bret "smurf off roids" Boone
Travis "there goes another one" Harper
Kaz "the other" Matsui
Curt "foot in mouth" Schilling
Mike "DL" Sweeney
Juan "I got 1 AB" Gonzales
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Postby daullaz » Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:53 am

Kris "Has Anyone Seen My Wife?" Benson

Andruw "I Bet I can Hit More HRs and have a Lower Average than Adam Dunn" Jones

Ryan "I'm Not a Closer" Wagner

Guillermo "I'm Also Not a Closer" Mota

Eric "That's Outta Here Too" Milton

Clint "Watch That First Step" Barmes

Nick "Mr Underappreciated" Johnson

Hideki "Power in Spurts" Matsui
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Postby myteamsucks » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:35 am

woah, pretty creative stuff. very nice.
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Postby Madison » Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:32 am

Chan Ho "I let you hit it out of the" Park. :~(
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Postby theclefe » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:58 am

Miguel "Babyface" Cabera

Brandon "King of the late inning" Looper

Juan "must be french because he stinks" Pierre

Derrek "Power Al" Lee
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Postby Big Papi's Pimps » Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:36 am

Carl "they can't tear down Yankee stadium fast enough" Pavano
Mark "I love playing in" Tex
Milton "I'm on the DL cuz anger management has softened me up too much" Bradley
Garrett "I'm not on the" Atkins

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Postby MMoNeY24 » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:11 am

I like "Kaz 'The Other' Matsui" from '04, good one. ;-D
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:26 am

J.D. "Paycheck" Drew
Jon "I can't lose" Garland
Mike "Not that there is anything wrong with that" Piazza
Eric "2nd Half" Chavez - this nickname is also shared with Jim Thome
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Postby d18Mike » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:31 am

How about Randy Johnson, "The Big Eunuch" ;-)
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Postby This is the year » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:27 am

Jimmy "8 million dollar man" Rollins

Oliver "Human walkfest" Perez

Brian "Get me out of petco!" Giles

BJ "Nolan" Ryan

Travis "Veggie man" Hafner
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