Truth in Nicknames act...

[TheYanks04]

What the players nicknames should be:

Barry "HGH is a food suppliment" Bonds
Carlos "Big bucks to hit like Eric Byrnes" Beltran
Adrian "I got my money and am now clean" Beltre
Todd "Call me Jason" Helton
Rafael "Call me Rey Sanchez" Furcal
Aubrey "I don't wanna play here" Huff
Josh "Blister man" Beckett
Kerry "I am soooooo overrated" Wood
Jason "What me hit the opposite way" Giambi (aka: "a walk is as good as a HR" Jason)
Bret "smurf off roids" Boone
Travis "there goes another one" Harper
Kaz "the other" Matsui
Curt "foot in mouth" Schilling
Mike "DL" Sweeney
Juan "I got 1 AB" Gonzales

[daullaz]

Kris "Has Anyone Seen My Wife?" Benson

Andruw "I Bet I can Hit More HRs and have a Lower Average than Adam Dunn" Jones

Ryan "I'm Not a Closer" Wagner

Guillermo "I'm Also Not a Closer" Mota

Eric "That's Outta Here Too" Milton

Clint "Watch That First Step" Barmes

Nick "Mr Underappreciated" Johnson

Hideki "Power in Spurts" Matsui

[myteamsucks]

woah, pretty creative stuff. very nice.

[Madison]

Chan Ho "I let you hit it out of the" Park.

[theclefe]

Miguel "Babyface" Cabera

Brandon "King of the late inning" Looper

Juan "must be french because he stinks" Pierre

Derrek "Power Al" Lee

[Big Papi's Pimps]

Carl "they can't tear down Yankee stadium fast enough" Pavano
Mark "I love playing in" Tex
Milton "I'm on the DL cuz anger management has softened me up too much" Bradley
Garrett "I'm not on the" Atkins

[MMoNeY24]

I like "Kaz 'The Other' Matsui" from '04, good one.

[Pogotheostrich]

J.D. "Paycheck" Drew
Jon "I can't lose" Garland
Mike "Not that there is anything wrong with that" Piazza
Eric "2nd Half" Chavez - this nickname is also shared with Jim Thome

[d18Mike]

How about Randy Johnson, "The Big Eunuch"

[This is the year]

Jimmy "8 million dollar man" Rollins

Oliver "Human walkfest" Perez

Brian "Get me out of petco!" Giles

BJ "Nolan" Ryan

Travis "Veggie man" Hafner