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Postby AT » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:55 pm

About a year ago I was driving through Philadelphia on my way down to Maryland and their sports talk radio guys were doing a fantasy babe draft and it was close to the funniest thing I'd ever heard on sports talk. The object was simple:

Pick the famous chick that will have the most negative or outrageous publicity for the upcoming year.

Bonus Points were given for dating a rapper, dating someone who has had a drug problem, been in jail, the degree of their crime, dating someone old, someone controversial. Also for doing porn, a home movie, doing playboy, getting thrown in jail themself, getting divorced, going to rehab, doing drugs, etc...

I just thought this was such a funny idea and at the time me and my buddy called in with the 17th pick in the 1st round and got Paris Hilton.

The guys in the show were referring to some of the picks as "Cagey Veterans", girls with "upside" and "downside", "sleepers", "up and comers", things like that. It was hilarious...

Who would you pick for the upcoming year and why?

I'm going with Lindsay Lohan. ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:05 pm

Oh man we gotta get a forum set up for this.. I'm definitly down..lets set this up!!! I'm 100% serious!

Suggested point system

Dating a rapper +1,

Dating someone who has had a drug problem +1,

Been in jail +2 See below

Theft +1, Drugs/Alchohal +2, DWI +2, Murder +10, Assault +3 Other +1

Rapist +8

Child molester +8

Dating someone old +1

Doing porn home movie +10

Doing playboy +5

Getting divorced +5

Going to rehab +3

Nip Slip +3

Full Boob Shot +5

Getting Pregnant w/o Marriage +7

Getting beat up by ex or beating ex up +5

Ok lets get this thing going! First come first served in the draft??? How do you wanna draft it?
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Postby AT » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:08 pm

acsguitar wrote:Oh man we gotta get a forum set up for this.. I'm definitly down..lets set this up!!! I'm 100% serious!


Me too, let's commish it.
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Postby bceagles04 » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:14 pm

i like this!
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Postby AT » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:14 pm

I would just like to change the dating a murderer to a plus 10, and add in a rapist +8, a child molester +8. We should also add in Doing girl on girl action outside of their profession (Drafting a porn star to corner the category doesn't count, and drafting Ellen or Rosie doesn't count either). I'm really not sure how to draft it, I guess we need to decide how many people we can allow into the league and how many draft picks we each get. Say 20 players, first come first serve, 3 rounds?
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:15 pm

Lets get a draft going...YOu get first pick I get second...Draft order due to first responses...Record your own scores and show proof
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Postby WharfRat » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:16 pm

Atrophying Testicles wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Oh man we gotta get a forum set up for this.. I'm definitly down..lets set this up!!! I'm 100% serious!


Me too, let's commish it.


This would be soooo funny.

Point about scoring: How is it you get more points for getting pregnant outside of marriage than you do for KILLING somebody?? Seems backwards, murdering somebody is way worse.

I'm surprised Paris Hilton slipped all the way to the 17th pick.
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Postby bceagles04 » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:18 pm

WharfRat wrote:
Atrophying Testicles wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Oh man we gotta get a forum set up for this.. I'm definitly down..lets set this up!!! I'm 100% serious!


Me too, let's commish it.


This would be soooo funny.

Point about scoring: How is it you get more points for getting pregnant outside of marriage than you do for KILLING somebody?? Seems backwards, murdering somebody is way worse.

I'm surprised Paris Hilton slipped all the way to the 17th pick.


well last year was her contract year, and this year she has some downside because of the impending marriage and her statement " i am gettitng sick of partying all the time" I think she has gone past her prime but still a good end of 1st round pick. Someone who could either dissapoint or surprise and do gret



Wow i cant believe i am analyzing this
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:20 pm

We'll figure it out as we go along.

A:\everyone keep their own score and Attrophy and Me will judge by your evidence what points you get.

B:\ Just draft starting now. As many people that wanna play I think should be able to.

C:\ Everything has to happen after you draft them. Can't draft Paris and get porn points for last years video etc...

Attrophy make your first pick!

Lets do everyone gets 1 girl just to make it really easy
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Postby AT » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:32 pm

OK, here are the ground rules for the league. ACS and I reserve the right to make the decision on all scoring disputes and adjust scoring as we see fit. Of course we will gladly take into account your arguments and base their merit on the humor of the situation, your presentation, the broad involved, and the level of media attention the situation attracted. Obviously there will be things that come up that warrant points being given and should something like that come up please bring it to the thread's attention and due scoring will be given for just about anything relevant to that person, their family, or anything relevant to them belonging on page 6 of the NY Post.

Also, we will act as each other's check/balance so that we don't give each other an unfair advantage since we are the supreme rulers of this dream of a fantasy league, kind of like Uday and Qusay if you will. I would like to have a cap of 30 participants so we can actually keep track of it. I will keep track of the participants and their selection and ACS and I will update scoring as often as possible. So, please go ahead with your selections and I'll start recording the draft board.

Let the Draft Begin!

With the first selection in the first round of the Inaugural Fantasy Baseball Cafe Fantasy Babe Draft, Atrophying Testicles selects, Lindsay Lohan.

ACS you are now on the clock.
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