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Postby catch22 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:33 pm

That this might help some of us out here:

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish ........................................... 49

Adventurous ..................... Slept with everyone

Athletic .................................... No chest

Average looking ................................ Ugly

Beautiful ......................... Pathological liar

Contagious Smile ................ Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure .................... On medication

Feminist ........................................ Fat

Free spirit .................................. Junkie

Friendship first ........................ Former slut

Fun ........................................ Annoying

New-Age ............... Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned ................................ 8-o

Open-minded ............................... Desperate

Outgoing ...................... Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate ............................. Sloppy drunk

Professional .................................. Bitch

Voluptuous ................................. Very Fat

Large frame .............................. Hugely Fat

Wants Soulmate .............................. Stalker



WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?



MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner?= I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Postby beltrans_boy » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:36 pm

5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner?= I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay


BRILLIANT! :-b

That's great...
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Postby bigh0rt » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:36 pm

:-b Great stuff!!
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Postby blankman » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:43 pm

Phenominal ;-D
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Postby go_jays_go » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:49 pm

Awesome ;-D
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:14 pm

Thats great.. ;-D
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Postby reznorsboy » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:18 pm

true enough!!
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Postby j24jags » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:38 pm

lol very funny stuff
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Postby Madison » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:44 am

Lol. :-b The personal ad definitions are the best. :-b ;-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Re: Women translations....

Postby loophole21 » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:05 am

catch22 wrote:11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay


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