The Great Pronk Quote Machine

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Maybe I can get a little life kicked into the Indians forum with one of my favorite topics. Travis Hafner quotes! Any other tribe fans out there get to see some of the pregame Ponkspectives (a segment with Hafner on pregame)? If not you should try to catch Tribe Time to check em out, they're hilarious. Hafner has had a stare down contest with his bobblehead, made some good comments (i.e. funny) about interleague play, and attributed his new pair of jeans as the cause of the Tribe's win streak among many other things. Here's my favorite Hafner quote so far this year though:


When asked about what the first thing he was going to buy with his new contract:
"A couple of wrestling t-shirts. And not the one's that are on sale either."



What are some other fans favorite quotes?