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Postby Spiegs1106 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:33 pm

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a study showing the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the findings, 100 men were fed six pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
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Postby Phatferd » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:41 pm

Brilliant ;-D
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Postby pokerplaya » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:21 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA! :-b
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Postby AT » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:39 pm

That's good stuff man. Thanks. :-D
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Postby Madison » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:50 pm

Lol. :-b Nice one! ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:54 pm

Good one!
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:58 pm

Funny.. ;-D
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Postby blankman » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:55 pm

By far the best one today ;-D ;-D
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Postby bceagles04 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:13 pm

HA, that was great
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Postby Kingctb27 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:50 pm

LMAO, just don't tell your wife/gf if you want any. :-D
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