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Postby Phatferd » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:46 am

I didn't know it possible until tonight. We went over to Hooters after the Angel game, and yes we had already drank a few and then drank more while at the game and somehow offended her. The guy at the table next to us kept calling her "t&ts" and that just got her in a crappy mood.

So we were flirting with her and somehow my friends referred to a woman as a bitch and she went apesh*t. She proceeded to take the chicken wings and rub it all over his face and then walked away. We decided to get a new waitress and she was awesome.

Just my drunken diaries, sorry.
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Postby JTWood » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:48 am

Phatferd wrote:I didn't know it possible until tonight. We went over to Hooters after the Angel game, and yes we had already drank a few and then drank more while at the game and somehow offended her. The guy at the table next to us kept calling her "t&ts" and that just got her in a crappy mood.

So we were flirting with her and somehow my friends referred to a woman as a bitch and she went apesh*t. She proceeded to take the chicken wings and rub it all over his face and then walked away. We decided to get a new waitress and she was awesome.

Just my drunken diaries, sorry.

Her boyfriend just cheated on her. Don't worry about it.
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Re: Well my friends and I offended a Hooters waitress.

Postby Phatferd » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:53 am

JTWood wrote:
Phatferd wrote:I didn't know it possible until tonight. We went over to Hooters after the Angel game, and yes we had already drank a few and then drank more while at the game and somehow offended her. The guy at the table next to us kept calling her "t&ts" and that just got her in a crappy mood.

So we were flirting with her and somehow my friends referred to a woman as a bitch and she went apesh*t. She proceeded to take the chicken wings and rub it all over his face and then walked away. We decided to get a new waitress and she was awesome.

Just my drunken diaries, sorry.

Her boyfriend just cheated on her. Don't worry about it.


She did say, "You just picked the wrong night to piss me off."

We weren't trying to piss her off. We were just trying to have a good time and hell she works at Hooters, what does she expect. I have never seen a waitress physically touch a customer. I was on the floor laughing as she was spreading chicken wings all over my friends face.
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Postby CrazyPooja90 » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:12 am

LOL

perhaps it wasnt a good time of the month to be waited in her section
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Postby beltrans_boy » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:53 am

God, I love going to that Hooters after Angels games...

many a good times have been had there! ;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:55 am

If she's hot, say nothing. If she has butterface, maybe talk to the manager. :-b
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Postby bigh0rt » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:13 am

Lofunzo wrote:If she's hot, say nothing. If she has butterface, maybe talk to the manager. :-b


My thoughts exactly !+)
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:25 am

In order to properly judge this case I will need the following bits of information.

BOOBS: Big or Small or Medium
Face: Hot, Smokin Hot, Fugly, Monet
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Postby go_jays_go » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:32 am

acsguitar wrote:In order to properly judge this case I will need the following bits of information.

BOOBS: Big or Small or Medium
Face: Hot, Smokin Hot, Fugly, Monet


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Postby Phatferd » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:01 pm

acsguitar wrote:In order to properly judge this case I will need the following bits of information.

BOOBS: Big or Small or Medium
Face: Hot, Smokin Hot, Fugly, Monet


Boobs: Ginormous
Face: Nothing special
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