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Postby Kingctb27 » Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:21 am

Just wanted to say Happy Fathers Day to all you Dads out there today. ;-D
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Postby JTWood » Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:27 am

Happy Father's Day - Fantasy Baseball Style!!!

Top Ten Reasons Why Being a Dad is Harder Than Managing Your FBB Team:

10) All kids come with long-term guaranteed contracts.

9) One word: “Tuition”

8) Unlike most fantasy teams, you share the big decisions with a partner. You know, like the Yankees with their Tampa and New York offices. We know how smoothly that usually goes.

7) You don’t have to pay for your Fantasy player’s groceries, or jeans, or braces, or ipods, or …

6) Everyone needs to play everyday, there’s just no way around it.

5) “Hey dad? … Hey dad … Hey … dad … Dad? Dad! Daaaaaaad … Dad … Hey dad. Dad!!!!! … I’m hungry.” 

4) Goldfish Funerals

3) When you’re a Dad, “Yakker” means something completely different

2) Your Fantasy Player will never ask you “Hey Dad … What does it mean when someone is gay?”

1) Kids have notoriously bad plate discipline.
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Postby WharfRat » Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:39 am

JTWood wrote:Happy Father's Day - Fantasy Baseball Style!!!

Top Ten Reasons Why Being a Dad is Harder Than Managing Your FBB Team:

10) All kids come with long-term guaranteed contracts.

9) One word: “Tuition”

8) Unlike most fantasy teams, you share the big decisions with a partner. You know, like the Yankees with their Tampa and New York offices. We know how smoothly that usually goes.

7) You don’t have to pay for your Fantasy player’s groceries, or jeans, or braces, or ipods, or …

6) Everyone needs to play everyday, there’s just no way around it.

5) “Hey dad? … Hey dad … Hey … dad … Dad? Dad! Daaaaaaad … Dad … Hey dad. Dad!!!!! … I’m hungry.” 

4) Goldfish Funerals

3) When you’re a Dad, “Yakker” means something completely different

2) Your Fantasy Player will never ask you “Hey Dad … What does it mean when someone is gay?”

1) Kids have notoriously bad plate discipline.


LMAO - nice ;-D ;-D Happy Father's Day to the papas. :-b
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Postby ensanimal » Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:36 pm

happy fathers day everyone ;-D
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Postby go_jays_go » Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:42 pm

Happy Fathers Day guys! :-)
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Postby Madison » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:32 pm

Nice list. :-b

Happy Father's Day to all the other fathers out there. ;-D
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Postby kentx12 » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:51 pm

Happy fathers day to all. ;-D
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Postby AT » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:48 pm

Happy Father's Day, now get off the computer and take your kid to a ballgame!
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