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by **Madison** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:31 am

The Doctor's Office
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's
office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a
semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man
reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the
Jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous
day. The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I
tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.

She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next
door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit and she even tried squeezing' it between her
knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your
neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep And no matter
what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."