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When I say "I'm Broke", I mean it!!!

Postby Madison » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:21 am

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered
vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she
proceeded
to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it
wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a
good
appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."



8-o

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Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Lofunzo » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:30 am

That is absolutely awesome. ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:43 am

Thats a pretty sweet joke...I think I'll tell that to someone today and pretend I made it up!
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Postby wrveres » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:44 am

Classic ... ;-D
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Postby StlSluggers » Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:57 pm

Never heard it before.

Great stuff!

;-D :-D ;-D
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Postby The Thrill » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:03 pm

that was hilarious! :-b ;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:20 pm

that was hilarious :-D
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Postby Kingctb27 » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:43 pm

Acctually, i've allready heard that one, but it was great a 2nd time as well.
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Postby blankman » Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:59 pm

Very good.

I actually saw the punch line coming, although I figured she'd just say she couldn't afford electricity.
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Postby pokerplaya » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:51 am

Very enjoyable. ;-D
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