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Postby Lofunzo » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:36 am

Jane lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the real world.

Finally, Jane says that she's ready to go out, but doesn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.

On their first night there, they start undressing.

Jane takes everything off, except for a pair of black lace panties; he is in his birthday suit.

Looking at Jane, he asks, "Why the black panties?"

She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night, the same scenario occurs. She's standing there with her black panties on and he is completely naked; only this time, he is wearing a black condom.

She looks at him and asks, "What's with the black condom?"

He replies, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
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Postby Madison » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:38 am

Smart guy! :-D

Lol. :-b
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Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby JTWood » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:42 am

:-D
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:20 am

:-D ;-D
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Postby Rance Mulliniks » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:38 am

good one ;-D
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Postby WharfRat » Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:00 am

:-D :-D
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Postby reznorsboy » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:57 am

HAHA :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:10 pm

hahahh thats awesome ;-D
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:24 pm

lol good one.

When I read the title I thought that it was going to be about that piece of poo Alonzo Mourning. I was all prepared to tell you how glad I was that he didn't make it to the finals.
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Postby raiders_umpire » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:14 pm

that is hilarious :-D :-D
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