Centaur or Cyborg - Fantasy Baseball Cafe 2014 Fantasy Baseball Cafe
100% Deposit Bonus for Cafe Members!

Return to General Talk

Centaur or Cyborg

Moderator: Baseball Moderators

If you lost the lower half of your body which would you want.

Centaur
10
27%
Cyborg
27
73%
 
Total votes : 37

Centaur or Cyborg

Postby Pogotheostrich » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:46 pm

In the grand tradition of lobster claw vs. tentacle I bring you:
Centaur vs. Cyborg.

If you lost the lower half of your body, would you rather be fused to a horse like a Centaur or would you want to be attached to a machine with tank-like treads?
Image
Pogotheostrich
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicFantasy ExpertCafe WriterMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyePick 3 Weekly WinnerLucky Ladders Weekly Winner
Posts: 21583
(Past Year: 353)
Joined: 9 Dec 2002
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: St. Louis

Postby acsguitar » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:48 pm

Go go gadget ........
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
acsguitar
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Graphics Expert
Posts: 26722
Joined: 7 Apr 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Back in General Talk WOOO!!!

Postby Absolutely Adequate » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:02 pm

Well this is a tough question. If I chose horse, there wouldn't be any real difference, genitalwise. So that would be comforting. But at the same time, I'd have a tail.

If I chose cyborg, though, I could probably do the robot even better than now, if that is possible. Unfortunately, the price of oil is way up and I'd have to stay lubricated.

I'll go with cyborg.
Absolutely Adequate
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Cafe RankerMock(ing) Drafter
Posts: 5000
Joined: 6 Jan 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Not here.

Postby Pokeyouindaeye » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:04 pm

Cyborg.

If I had the back half of a horse, my house would be filled with crap. Getting onto an elevator would also be a pain.
Yes, I was, uh... I was thinking about ordering the tape, the videotape... about the college girls and the... the wild... the wildness. They're going wild or something? Somebody told me... about going wild.
-Larry David
Pokeyouindaeye
Major League Manager
Major League Manager

User avatar

Posts: 1852
(Past Year: 6)
Joined: 30 Jun 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: @ the banana stand.

Postby BigMusky » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:26 pm

Although the Centaur has the advantage in the bedroom, I would rather take the ability to destroy and add missle launchers to my lower half to kill stupid people.
Image
BigMusky
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar
Sweet 16 Survivor
Posts: 2780
Joined: 17 Mar 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: "Milla-walk-ay"

Postby GiantFan666 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:33 pm

Have to go w/ Cyborg, as long as I had Robocop's sweet gun and internal leg holster for it!
GiantFan666
Major League Manager
Major League Manager

User avatar
Pick 3 Weekly WinnerSweet 16 Survivor
Posts: 1588
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Midwest Hell aka Omaha

Postby WharfRat » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:53 pm

I'd go with Cyborg, just because I'm enough of a horse's a$$ already.
1 3 4 6 7 8 8 9 10 15 16 23 32 37 42 44 49 51

8.14.07: "I guess heaven needed a shortstop."
WharfRat
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar
Cafeholic
Posts: 3056
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Walking my fish

Postby daullaz » Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:51 pm

WharfRat wrote:I'd go with Cyborg, just because I'm enough of a horse's a$$ already.


That is absolutely awesome! ;-D ;-D
Image
daullaz
Head Scribe
Head Scribe

User avatar
EditorCafeholicCafe WriterCafe RankerMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyeCafe MusketeerPick 3 Weekly WinnerSweet 16 SurvivorLucky Ladders Weekly Winner
Posts: 4884
(Past Year: 129)
Joined: 17 Jan 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Babel

Postby reznorsboy » Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:13 pm

Cyborg!! Cause you could modify yourself!! the possibilities are endless ;-D
Image
reznorsboy
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar

Posts: 2617
Joined: 21 Mar 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Postby go_jays_go » Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:28 pm

Cyborg..More Technical ;-)
Image
go_jays_go
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicGraphics ExpertMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyeInnovative MemberCafe MusketeerSweet 16 Survivor
Posts: 10462
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Toronto, Canada

Next

Return to General Talk

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: unioreimi and 6 guests

Forums Articles & Tips Sleepers Rankings Leagues


Today's Games
Thursday, Jul. 24
(All times are EST, weather icons show forecast for game time)

Boston at Toronto
(12:37 pm)
Texas at NY Yankees
(1:05 pm)
San Francisco at Philadelphia
(1:05 pm)
Houston at Oakland
(3:35 pm)
Miami at Atlanta
(7:10 pm)
San Diego at Chi Cubs
(8:05 pm)
Cleveland at Kansas City
(8:10 pm)
NY Mets at Milwaukee
(8:10 pm)
Chi White Sox at Minnesota
(8:10 pm)
Detroit at LA Angels
(10:05 pm)
Baltimore at Seattle
(10:10 pm)

  • Fantasy Baseball
  • Article Submissions
  • Privacy Statement
  • Site Survey 
  • Contact