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Postby acsguitar » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:23 pm

go_jays_go wrote:Anal Probe :-[ :-P


How bout some topical cream for a horrible STD
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Postby RugbyD » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:28 pm

acsguitar wrote:
go_jays_go wrote:Anal Probe :-[ :-P


How bout some topical cream for a horrible STD


i dunno. kinda like being in the army, fighting the bad guys.
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:52 pm

RugbyD wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
go_jays_go wrote:Anal Probe :-[ :-P


How bout some topical cream for a horrible STD


i dunno. kinda like being in the army, fighting the bad guys.


Best analogy ever ;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:11 pm

I'm gonna say a Cubs fan born 10/15/1908. ;-7
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Postby slomo007 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:07 am

Shouldn't the rule be that the answer must be a living being? Of course there are objects that would be beyond terrible to be reincarnated as, but I think Lo's answer takes the cake when it comes to living beings.
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Postby Pokeyouindaeye » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:23 am

Lichen.

Imagine sitting on a rock until the sun gets blotted out from the sky or you get eaten/poisoned.
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Postby RJCarrot » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:11 am

Dave Bell
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Postby Rkiivs » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:39 am

A men's bicycle seat...
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Postby catch22 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:44 am

Along the toiletry items......i'd say toilet paper.
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Postby Kingctb27 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:38 pm

How about the Apple Pie on the first American Pie. :-o
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