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Postby StlSluggers » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:16 pm

Worst thing to be reincarnated as?

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Postby StlSluggers » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:19 pm

reznorsboy wrote:a St. Louis Cardinals Fan :-t

:-b :-b :-b :-b

I agree. If a Cub fan was reincarnated as a Cards fan, he'd probably suffer an immediate anurism as the shock of a winning team would probably be too much to bear. The anurism would end up turning him into a vegetable for the rest of his life, so he'd actually end up worse off than bef...

No wait. A vegetable is still better than being a Cubs fan. I guess you're just wrong.

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Postby Madison » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:26 pm

Roseann Barr's underwear.


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Postby RugbyD » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:28 pm

BigMusky wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
theskaboss wrote:
RugbyD wrote:tampon. definitely tampon.


You win... :-D


what if it was a hot chick! j/k :-P



toilet is worse because you would have LOTS of dirty tampons being flushed down your mouth. not to mention the daily tee bag and crap you have to put up with. Golden Showers, ACS puking after a long night.


yeah, but it only lasts like 3-15 minutes, depending. and you get cleaned off right away and most of the time you have zero responsibility and can use the downtime to read whatever magazines are around. as a tampon, its hot, tight, probably not-so-fresh, and it's your job to take your work home with you instead of just being a transport entity. Being a toilet is like being a garbage man. being a tampon is like being the worst of the garbage.
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Postby daullaz » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:40 pm

Michael Jackson's bedsheets.
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:23 pm

daullaz wrote:Michael Jackson's bedsheets.


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Postby ensanimal » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:25 pm

daullaz wrote:Michael Jackson's bedsheets.


Michael Jackson :-o
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Postby Madison » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:25 pm

ensanimal wrote:
daullaz wrote:Michael Jackson's bedsheets.


Michael Jackson :-o


Michael's nose. :-b
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Postby davidmarver » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:09 pm

RugbyD wrote:
BigMusky wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
theskaboss wrote:
RugbyD wrote:tampon. definitely tampon.


You win... :-D


what if it was a hot chick! j/k :-P



toilet is worse because you would have LOTS of dirty tampons being flushed down your mouth. not to mention the daily tee bag and crap you have to put up with. Golden Showers, ACS puking after a long night.


yeah, but it only lasts like 3-15 minutes, depending. and you get cleaned off right away and most of the time you have zero responsibility and can use the downtime to read whatever magazines are around. as a tampon, its hot, tight, probably not-so-fresh, and it's your job to take your work home with you instead of just being a transport entity. Being a toilet is like being a garbage man. being a tampon is like being the worst of the garbage.

I agree with Rugby that a tampon would be worse than a toilet, but extending the argument, why wouldn't being a permanent catheter be worse? It's practically the same thing as a tampon expect inside a man. That's way worse.
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Postby go_jays_go » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:17 pm

Anal Probe :-[ :-P
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