I agree. If a Cub fan was reincarnated as a Cards fan, he'd probably suffer an immediate anurism as the shock of a winning team would probably be too much to bear. The anurism would end up turning him into a vegetable for the rest of his life, so he'd actually end up worse off than bef...
No wait. A vegetable is still better than being a Cubs fan. I guess you're just wrong.
Now excuse me while I cut my eyes out with a rusty knife for reading this thread.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
toilet is worse because you would have LOTS of dirty tampons being flushed down your mouth. not to mention the daily tee bag and crap you have to put up with. Golden Showers, ACS puking after a long night.
yeah, but it only lasts like 3-15 minutes, depending. and you get cleaned off right away and most of the time you have zero responsibility and can use the downtime to read whatever magazines are around. as a tampon, its hot, tight, probably not-so-fresh, and it's your job to take your work home with you instead of just being a transport entity. Being a toilet is like being a garbage man. being a tampon is like being the worst of the garbage.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
toilet is worse because you would have LOTS of dirty tampons being flushed down your mouth. not to mention the daily tee bag and crap you have to put up with. Golden Showers, ACS puking after a long night.
yeah, but it only lasts like 3-15 minutes, depending. and you get cleaned off right away and most of the time you have zero responsibility and can use the downtime to read whatever magazines are around. as a tampon, its hot, tight, probably not-so-fresh, and it's your job to take your work home with you instead of just being a transport entity. Being a toilet is like being a garbage man. being a tampon is like being the worst of the garbage.
I agree with Rugby that a tampon would be worse than a toilet, but extending the argument, why wouldn't being a permanent catheter be worse? It's practically the same thing as a tampon expect inside a man. That's way worse.
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by StlSluggers » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:16 pm 
