I want to play a game.
You sit behind your computers and fap to the Stay Puff Marshmallow Woman and Queen Hippo. I ask, is that really what you want to do? One slight shifting of their 500 pound mass of blubber, and either of them would squash you out of existence.
I offer an alternative. Fap to Charity Hodges and save your pathetic little lives.....or join the millions of people that are trapped and dying slow deaths in those ridiculous rear ends of the fat beasts above.
Live or die.
Make your choice.
I want to play a game. The rules are simple. All you have to do is sit here and talk to me. Listen to me. We haven't been properly introduced. My name is John.
Live or die. Make your choice.