You know your fantasy team is in trouble when....

[PhillyEagles]

When Vlad, morneau, loretta, and barmes are all injured...

[Bukoski77]

When you search the archives for a thread of yours from last season so you can remember an old team of yours you posted on the Cafe about so you'll have at least one team to feel good about.

[go_jays_go]

When you draft Barry Bonds in the first round.

I feel your pain man..I was in a OBP league

[pangbones]

You are praying Jose Reyes steals his 2nd base of the night, Sunday night so you can at least win one category!!! Lost 0-9-1

[pangbones]

When the guy who knows nothing about fantasy baseball, or baseball period, is in first place. He drafted K Foulke in the 2nd round for Pete's sake!!!!

[jskidder]

...when its june 6th and jd closser is the only catcher you have owned since the draft because you know as soon as you drop him he'll break out.

[quietstorm]

Whatever number we're at now...

When you're me. I just can't believe my luck. Hafner, Morneau, and Helton all available at first base, and none of them are hitting. And Manny was my first-round pick.

Or, how about this?

When the guy who just picks the guys with cool names is in first place, despite not having made a single transaction? (Yes, that's how it's going in one of my private, "competitive" Yahoo leagues.)