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Postby cordscords » Sat Jun 04, 2005 6:24 pm

When you desperatley try to sell Juan Gonzalez to another owner for Pujols citing that he has 2 MVP's to Alberts 0.
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Postby bboy » Sat Jun 04, 2005 6:32 pm

When you go 8 successive days without a homer (the 9th is looking good too).
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Postby The Dude » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:42 pm

When the only relief pitcher on your team you haven't considered dropping is Bob Wickman.
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Postby moochman » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:23 am

...you stood by your convictions that steroids don't help to hit a baseball and now sit back in paralytic horror as your stud 1B Jason Giambi is hitting like Babe Ruth.....when he was with the Boston Braves. 8-o
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Postby Secret Avatar » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:49 am

. . . when your WHIP for the day looks like a lousy ERA and your ERA looks like a football score.
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Postby Secret Avatar » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:50 am

. . . when three of your best starters and two of your best closers are on the DL
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Postby StudentOfTheGame » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:59 am

...when going into a weekly head to head matchup you're looking at your hitting lineup and telling yourself that it is possible that Pujols can single handedly win you atleast two categories.
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Postby GiantFan666 » Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:46 am

When the only player out of your first 6 draft picks NOT on the DL is
Beltran! :-o
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Postby matmat » Sun Jun 05, 2005 5:11 am

... when you keep hoping that your starting 2B plays more than three games this week.
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Postby matmat » Sun Jun 05, 2005 5:13 am

. . . when your bench players outproduce your starters more than half the time.
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