A traveling salesman is drving through the countryside en route to his next sale. His car starts giving him trouble, so he pulls it over to the side of the road. After popping the hood, he deems the car inoperable and decides to fix it in the morning, as dusk has already fallen. He surveys his surroundings and sees a small house with a farm about a half-mile up the road.
When he gets to the house, he sees a truck in the driveway, and the front porch light is on. "Good," he says aloud to no one but himself, "Someone is home." He knocks on the door. Nothing. He knocks a little louder. Finally, an old, rugged-looking farmer answers the door.
"Can I help you?" asks the farmer.
"I hope so," says the salesman. "My car broke down and I won't be able to get it fixed until the morning. Do you have an extra room I can sleep in tonight?"
The farmer looks the salesman up and down and gives him a slight, approving nod.
"Yes, we do," says the farmer. "But you better not sleep with my son."
"Woah!" says the salesman. "I think I'm in the wrong joke!"
One of the farmer jokes I heard was that the father put popcorn in the hall so if any of the three guys tried to bang his daughter he could hear them and shoot them. The first two pee on the popcorn to make it soft so they can bang her. THe last one never gets to the bedroom because he was busy eating buttered popcorn. I am not sure what SPAM has to do with a farmers joke I know spam is funny by itself, but if it is beyond that I am lost.
BigMusky wrote:One of the farmer jokes I heard was that the father put popcorn in the hall so if any of the three guys tried to bang his daughter he could hear them and shoot them. The first two pee on the popcorn to make it soft so they can bang her. THe last one never gets to the bedroom because he was busy eating buttered popcorn. I am not sure what SPAM has to do with a farmers joke I know spam is funny by itself, but if it is beyond that I am lost.
I'd never heard the popcorn version. I thought you were just being stupid.
You'll understand if I was quick to jump to that conclusion, right?
BigMusky wrote:One of the farmer jokes I heard was that the father put popcorn in the hall so if any of the three guys tried to bang his daughter he could hear them and shoot them. The first two pee on the popcorn to make it soft so they can bang her. THe last one never gets to the bedroom because he was busy eating buttered popcorn. I am not sure what SPAM has to do with a farmers joke I know spam is funny by itself, but if it is beyond that I am lost.
I'd never heard the popcorn version. I thought you were just being stupid.
You'll understand if I was quick to jump to that conclusion, right?
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