We'll see if this works.
(picture a) black boiling pot of water bubbling over a blazing fire.
one of Konerko's bats to set his swing on fire
one baseball so that the hits will come in bunches
one basepad to increase chances of getting on base
one cleat to get his feet moving
1 cup of pine tar for a better grip on the bat
1 left stinky black left sock (
) why? not sure, just put in there!
1 pair of panty hose(
) to increase his swager so that he can score at night
1 tube of red lipstick(
) so that he can get plenty of kisses from his lady, to boost his confidence level.
1 pair of pink panties(
) so that he feels sexy, also a confidence booster.
1 cup of baseball dirt to run on during his homerun trot
1 cup of white baseline chalk so that the balls will stay fair for those down the line homeruns
1 umpires jacket to call ball 4 when the count is 3-2 more often
1 drop of gasoline(careful now
) to flow through his veins to make him play out of his mind for the remainder of the season.
1 ounce of smelling salts to wake him up!
There. I will keep track of how he does after I post this thread beginning with tonights game.
For those like me who have Konerko and are really rooting for him to wake up, keep your fingers crossed and let's hope this works.
The BIG RED Machine will rise again.