What is the worst joke youve ever heard

[Tavish]

Q: What do you call a dead baby nailed onto a wall?
A: Art

That used to be one of the no arms/no legs jokes and they were all really bad. I won't go through them all, just enough to make you stop reading.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door?
Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob

What do you call a cat with no legs?
Dogfood

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter. He won't come when you call him anyway.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a campfire?
Bernie

What do you call a man with no arm and no legs in Left Field?
Manny Ramirez

[Lofunzo]

What do you call a cow with no legs??

Ground beef.

[Madison]

Some of these are a bit funny.

[Mets4Life]

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsssshhhhhhh

[Absolutely Adequate]

What do you call a black man who flies planes?





A pilot, you racist jerk.

[Andy1234]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at this one.

Where can you find an ocean without water?


















on a map

[go_jays_go]

A man walks into a bar..


Ouch.

[Mets4Life]

A man walks into a bar..


Ouch.

Go a couple pages back

[acsguitar]

Whats green and flies?




















Super Pickle

[blankman]

Ok, I think acs wins worst joke of all time there