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Postby Tavish » Tue May 31, 2005 7:23 pm

Mets4Life wrote:Q: What do you call a dead baby nailed onto a wall?
A: Art



That used to be one of the no arms/no legs jokes and they were all really bad. I won't go through them all, just enough to make you stop reading.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door?
Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob

What do you call a cat with no legs?
Dogfood

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter. He won't come when you call him anyway.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a campfire?
Bernie

What do you call a man with no arm and no legs in Left Field?
Manny Ramirez
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Bury me a Royal.
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue May 31, 2005 8:42 pm

What do you call a cow with no legs??

Ground beef.
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Postby Madison » Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:10 am

Some of these are a bit funny. :-D ;-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Mets4Life » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:47 pm

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsssshhhhhhh
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:13 pm

What do you call a black man who flies planes?





A pilot, you racist jerk.
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Postby Andy1234 » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:57 am

Absolutely Adequate wrote:What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at this one.

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Postby go_jays_go » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:19 pm

A man walks into a bar..


Ouch. :-D
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Postby Mets4Life » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:26 pm

go_jays_go wrote:A man walks into a bar..


Ouch. :-D


Go a couple pages back ;-D :-D
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:48 pm

Whats green and flies?




















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Postby blankman » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:56 pm

Ok, I think acs wins worst joke of all time there :-P :-b
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