Q: Why do you place a baby feet down in the blender?
A: So you can see the expression on it's face!
Dead Baby jokes are funny sometimes
Q: What worse than finding ten dead babies in a garbage can?
A: Finding one dead baby in ten garbage cans
Q: What do you call a dead baby nailed onto a wall?
Q: How do you get a dead baby into a small bucket?
A: Use a blender
Q: How many dead babies can you fit into the back of a pcikup truck?
Q:Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette?
A: I don't have a corvette in my garage