What is the worst joke youve ever heard

[daullaz]

A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a fungi?"

A burger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.

[EK711]

First atom : "Hey I think I lost an electron."
Second atom : "Are you sure?"
First atom : "Yeah, I'm positive."

Physics teacher used to tell that one. I give it .

thats so funny

i love it
i'm so gonna tell it to my teacher tomorrow

I've taken too much chemsitry.... Here's two of my favorites....


Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?






A: Barium.


Q: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?







A: Because it was polar.

[CharginBrowns]

I'm glad to see this post getting alot of responses...I'll kick in another hilariously-unfunny math joke.

What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?














Pumpkin Pi!




...that's awful.......ly funny!

[Lofunzo]

First atom : "Hey I think I lost an electron."
Second atom : "Are you sure?"
First atom : "Yeah, I'm positive."

Physics teacher used to tell that one. I give it .

That 1 is actually pretty funny.

[Dan Lambskin]

A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a fungi?"


2 cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

that reminds me of another lame joke.

a piece of string walks into a bar, and the bartender says "we dont serve string here". the next day he tries agian, same response. so the next day he ties himself in a not and ruffles up his ends. he walks into the bar and the bartender says "arent you that piece of string i keep tossing out?" and the string says:

















"nope, i'm afraid not (frayed knot)"

[Nomar4prez]

Q.What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

A. Dam

[Mets4Life]

A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a fungi?"

A burger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.

A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.

[Mets4Life]

Q: Why do you place a baby feet down in the blender?






A: So you can see the expression on it's face!

Dead Baby jokes are funny sometimes


Q: What worse than finding ten dead babies in a garbage can?
A: Finding one dead baby in ten garbage cans

Q: What do you call a dead baby nailed onto a wall?
A: Art

Q: How do you get a dead baby into a small bucket?
A: Use a blender

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into the back of a pcikup truck?
A:35

Q:Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette?
A: I don't have a corvette in my garage

[CubsFan7724]

Whats the difference between a truckful of bowling balls and a truckful of dead babies?

You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.


How do you make a dead baby float?

Two parts root beer, one part dead baby.

[JTWood]

Whats the difference between a truckful of bowling balls and a truckful of dead babies?

You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.


How do you make a dead baby float?

Two parts root beer, one part dead baby.

Truly Disgusting Jokes



What's red and white and scratches on the window?

Baby in a microwave.

There was another joke in that book about a loose woman who put a liver in her nay-nay on her wedding night. "Classic" material there...