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Postby daullaz » Tue May 31, 2005 11:57 am

Pogotheostrich wrote:A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a fungi?"


A burger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.
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Postby EK711 » Tue May 31, 2005 1:54 pm

Sox FANatic001 wrote:
davidmarver wrote:First atom : "Hey I think I lost an electron."
Second atom : "Are you sure?"
First atom : "Yeah, I'm positive."

Physics teacher used to tell that one. I give it :-t .



thats so funny

i love it
i'm so gonna tell it to my teacher tomorrow

I've taken too much chemsitry.... Here's two of my favorites....:*)


Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?






A: Barium.


Q: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?







A: Because it was polar.
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Postby CharginBrowns » Tue May 31, 2005 2:03 pm

I'm glad to see this post getting alot of responses...I'll kick in another hilariously-unfunny math joke.

What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?














Pumpkin Pi!




...that's awful.......ly funny!
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue May 31, 2005 2:07 pm

davidmarver wrote:First atom : "Hey I think I lost an electron."
Second atom : "Are you sure?"
First atom : "Yeah, I'm positive."

Physics teacher used to tell that one. I give it :-t .


That 1 is actually pretty funny. ;-D
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue May 31, 2005 3:01 pm

Pogotheostrich wrote:A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a fungi?"


2 cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"


that reminds me of another lame joke.

a piece of string walks into a bar, and the bartender says "we dont serve string here". the next day he tries agian, same response. so the next day he ties himself in a not and ruffles up his ends. he walks into the bar and the bartender says "arent you that piece of string i keep tossing out?" and the string says:

















"nope, i'm afraid not (frayed knot)" ;-7
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Postby Nomar4prez » Tue May 31, 2005 3:55 pm

Q.What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

A. Dam
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Postby Mets4Life » Tue May 31, 2005 4:42 pm

daullaz wrote:
Pogotheostrich wrote:A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a fungi?"


A burger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.


A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.
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Postby Mets4Life » Tue May 31, 2005 4:49 pm

Irish wrote:Q: Why do you place a baby feet down in the blender?






A: So you can see the expression on it's face! ;-D


Dead Baby jokes are funny sometimes


Q: What worse than finding ten dead babies in a garbage can?
A: Finding one dead baby in ten garbage cans

Q: What do you call a dead baby nailed onto a wall?
A: Art

Q: How do you get a dead baby into a small bucket?
A: Use a blender

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into the back of a pcikup truck?
A:35

Q:Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette?
A: I don't have a corvette in my garage
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Tue May 31, 2005 4:56 pm

Whats the difference between a truckful of bowling balls and a truckful of dead babies?

You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.


How do you make a dead baby float?

Two parts root beer, one part dead baby.
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Postby JTWood » Tue May 31, 2005 6:08 pm

CubsFan7724 wrote:Whats the difference between a truckful of bowling balls and a truckful of dead babies?

You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.


How do you make a dead baby float?

Two parts root beer, one part dead baby.

Truly Disgusting Jokes

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What's red and white and scratches on the window?

Baby in a microwave.

There was another joke in that book about a loose woman who put a liver in her nay-nay on her wedding night. "Classic" material there...

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