An angry gorilla escaped from the zoo and was outside this guys shop in a tree. The man calls up the zoo and the zookeeper drives out to remove it.
The zookeeper pulls pulls out of his truck a net, a shotgun, some climbing gear, a big pole, and a small dog.
The man confused looks at him and asks, what are you going to do with all that.
The zookeeper explains, well, im going to use this here climbing gear to climb up the tree. Ill then poke the gorilla out of the tree with this here big stick.
The man then says "thats when I shoot the gorilla"
The zookeeper says, "Heavens no, do you know how much that gorilla is worth?"
He goes on to explain, the small dog is trained to go for the balls when the gorilla falls out of the tree. When the gorilla goes to protect his manly parts, you toss the net over him.
The man amased with how intricate the plan was layed out smiled and said, "wow you really have that all layed out dont you? I have one question however. Why the shotgun?"
The zookeeper says, "Well that's easy, if I fall out of the tree.... shoot the dog."