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Postby RJCarrot » Tue May 31, 2005 2:55 am

An angry gorilla escaped from the zoo and was outside this guys shop in a tree. The man calls up the zoo and the zookeeper drives out to remove it.

The zookeeper pulls pulls out of his truck a net, a shotgun, some climbing gear, a big pole, and a small dog.

The man confused looks at him and asks, what are you going to do with all that.

The zookeeper explains, well, im going to use this here climbing gear to climb up the tree. Ill then poke the gorilla out of the tree with this here big stick.

The man then says "thats when I shoot the gorilla"

The zookeeper says, "Heavens no, do you know how much that gorilla is worth?"

He goes on to explain, the small dog is trained to go for the balls when the gorilla falls out of the tree. When the gorilla goes to protect his manly parts, you toss the net over him.

The man amased with how intricate the plan was layed out smiled and said, "wow you really have that all layed out dont you? I have one question however. Why the shotgun?"

The zookeeper says, "Well that's easy, if I fall out of the tree.... shoot the dog."

:-D
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Postby Pokeyouindaeye » Tue May 31, 2005 3:54 am

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?














Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!


ha ha ha...
Yes, I was, uh... I was thinking about ordering the tape, the videotape... about the college girls and the... the wild... the wildness. They're going wild or something? Somebody told me... about going wild.
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Postby davidmarver » Tue May 31, 2005 4:44 am

Pokeyouindaeye wrote:Why do seagulls fly over the sea?














Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels


ha ha ha...


:-b

I like the "ha ha ha..." at the end.
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Postby JTWood » Tue May 31, 2005 7:47 am

RJCarrot wrote:An angry gorilla escaped from the zoo and was outside this guys shop in a tree. The man calls up the zoo and the zookeeper drives out to remove it.

The zookeeper pulls pulls out of his truck a net, a shotgun, some climbing gear, a big pole, and a small dog.

The man confused looks at him and asks, what are you going to do with all that.

The zookeeper explains, well, im going to use this here climbing gear to climb up the tree. Ill then poke the gorilla out of the tree with this here big stick.

The man then says "thats when I shoot the gorilla"

The zookeeper says, "Heavens no, do you know how much that gorilla is worth?"

He goes on to explain, the small dog is trained to go for the balls when the gorilla falls out of the tree. When the gorilla goes to protect his manly parts, you toss the net over him.

The man amased with how intricate the plan was layed out smiled and said, "wow you really have that all layed out dont you? I have one question however. Why the shotgun?"

The zookeeper says, "Well that's easy, if I fall out of the tree.... shoot the dog."

:-D

That's actually pretty funny.

:-b
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Postby RyanK » Tue May 31, 2005 9:41 am

JTWood wrote:
RJCarrot wrote:An angry gorilla escaped from the zoo and was outside this guys shop in a tree. The man calls up the zoo and the zookeeper drives out to remove it.

The zookeeper pulls pulls out of his truck a net, a shotgun, some climbing gear, a big pole, and a small dog.

The man confused looks at him and asks, what are you going to do with all that.

The zookeeper explains, well, im going to use this here climbing gear to climb up the tree. Ill then poke the gorilla out of the tree with this here big stick.

The man then says "thats when I shoot the gorilla"

The zookeeper says, "Heavens no, do you know how much that gorilla is worth?"

He goes on to explain, the small dog is trained to go for the balls when the gorilla falls out of the tree. When the gorilla goes to protect his manly parts, you toss the net over him.

The man amased with how intricate the plan was layed out smiled and said, "wow you really have that all layed out dont you? I have one question however. Why the shotgun?"

The zookeeper says, "Well that's easy, if I fall out of the tree.... shoot the dog."

:-D

That's actually pretty funny.

:-b



id have to agree...
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Postby TheRock » Tue May 31, 2005 10:35 am

Q: You know how when you see a flock of geese flying somewhere in a "V" formation, one side is always a little longer than the other... do you know why?

A: Because there's more geese on that side. !+)
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Postby Irish » Tue May 31, 2005 10:45 am

Q: Why do you place a baby feet down in the blender?






A: So you can see the expression on it's face! ;-D
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Tue May 31, 2005 10:53 am

A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a fungi?"


2 cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Postby RyanK » Tue May 31, 2005 11:01 am

Irish wrote:Q: Why do you place a baby feet down in the blender?






A: So you can see the expression on it's face! ;-D



your sick :-°
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Postby RyanK » Tue May 31, 2005 11:03 am

Pogotheostrich wrote:A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a fungi?"


2 cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"



i laughed at the first one... :-S
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