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Postby CharginBrowns » Mon May 30, 2005 4:48 pm

I love some jokes that are funny just because you KNOW someone out there laughs at them and they are really unfunny... for example


what did the 0 say to the 8?





...nice belt.

put up some awful ones
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Postby Nomar4prez » Mon May 30, 2005 6:04 pm

This was in the last sports illustrated:

Two antenna's got married. The wedding was awful, but the reception was great.
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Postby Tavish » Mon May 30, 2005 6:08 pm

Boston Red Sox: 2004 World Champions

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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Mon May 30, 2005 6:09 pm

whats blue and looks like a bucket





























a blue bucket

(can subsitute in other colors and objects)
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Postby Pacman » Mon May 30, 2005 6:17 pm

A dyslexic walks into a bra.



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Postby KPucks » Mon May 30, 2005 7:07 pm

Why was 6 afraid of 7?



Because 7 8 9.
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Mon May 30, 2005 7:37 pm

What's brown and sticky?
















A stick.
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Postby Bradg533 » Mon May 30, 2005 8:32 pm

one of my friends just said this one...

What do you do with a wombat?













You play wom with it.
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Postby Tavish » Mon May 30, 2005 8:53 pm

An all-time classic:

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?
















You walk him and pitch to the rhino. ;-D
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Postby MMoNeY24 » Mon May 30, 2005 9:15 pm

What's a color that ends in urple? :-D

That's actually part of those SNL Celebrity Jepoardy Skits. Those skits are friggin' hilarious. For nobody that's seen them, Will Ferrell plays Alex Trebek and they have someone playing Sean Connery that just makes fun of Will Ferrell the whole game. Some of the funnier impressions on the show were Tom Cruise, Adam Sandler, and the dude from 3rd Rock From the Sun.
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