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Postby RugbyD » Sat May 28, 2005 12:23 pm

One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio while eating breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today... You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."

THEN THE ELECTRIC POWER GOES OUT! Norman's wife is very upset, sobs; and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says...

"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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Postby Kingctb27 » Sat May 28, 2005 12:41 pm

RugbyD wrote:"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

LMAO, That was great :-D :-b
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Postby raiders_umpire » Sat May 28, 2005 1:40 pm

:-D :-D that is hilarious... nothing like being married to a blonde ;-7
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Postby JTWood » Sat May 28, 2005 4:29 pm

Great joke!

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Postby Madison » Sun May 29, 2005 12:49 am

LOL! :-b

Figured he'd tell her to wait for the snowplow in the car or something. Lol. :-b

Nice one! ;-D
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Postby SHOCKandAWE » Sun May 29, 2005 6:07 pm

AWESOME! That was pretty funny!
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Postby WharfRat » Sun May 29, 2005 7:13 pm

LMAO ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D
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