Obviously you guys have never seen the Minesweeper World Records page on metanoodle.com. Some dude in Denmark has done the expert level in 41 seconds. And, he has video to prove that he did it in 43 seconds.
(I think you have to d-load a codec...I have seen the video before, so it's no joke)
I don't know how a human can move this way, but hey, who am I to doubt him?
I have gotten 1 second on beginner before. I can't remember my lowest on Expert, but it's not any better than what you guys have. I was happy to get under 200...
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