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Will Zambrano leave the game due to injury today?

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Is Carlos Zambrano going to break down (again) today?

Yes - His arm is going to fall off.
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No - He'll be fine.
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Will Zambrano leave the game due to injury today?

Postby saxeT1979 » Thu May 26, 2005 2:07 pm

I don't know if I buy the whole computer usage bit. I'm interested to see what everyone thinks.
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Postby Simulacrum » Thu May 26, 2005 2:15 pm

Yeah, how could anyone possibly spend 4 or more hours a day playing on the computer ;-7

Hey, I'm bored at work, that's my excuse.

I'm starting Carlos. If his arm falls off my heart will be broken.
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Postby matmat » Thu May 26, 2005 2:16 pm

he'll come out with a groin pull, they all do.
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Postby stevethumb » Thu May 26, 2005 2:32 pm

he will be ejected after 4 2/3rds perfect innings after arguing w/the umpire that home plate is dirty
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Postby j_d_mcnugent » Thu May 26, 2005 2:34 pm

matmat wrote:he'll come out with a groin pull, they all do.


i think in zambranos case (too much computer usage) it will be termed a 'stiff groin.'

that reminds me of a greg maddux story. greg is pitching and after a pitch he starts walking around the mound awkwardly. mark grace walks over because he thinks greg has a groin pull and asks him whats going on. greg asked mark to stand in front of him for a minute because apparently he became aroused on the mound and mark's reply was something to the effect 'you must really love to play baseball.'
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Postby Simulacrum » Thu May 26, 2005 2:37 pm

j_d_mcnugent wrote:
matmat wrote:he'll come out with a groin pull, they all do.


i think in zambranos case (too much computer usage) it will be termed a 'stiff groin.'

that reminds me of a greg maddux story. greg is pitching and after a pitch he starts walking around the mound awkwardly. mark grace walks over because he thinks greg has a groin pull and asks him whats going on. greg asked mark to stand in front of him for a minute because apparently he became aroused on the mound and mark's reply was something to the effect 'you must really love to play baseball.'


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