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Postby mikegp » Wed May 25, 2005 12:42 pm

Not really fantasy related, but I always find it amusing how some players get injured. Ex. Sammy Sosa sneezing.

Terry Mulholland returned to action yesterday after injuring his eye on a hotel pillow.
According to Mulholland, a feather sticking out from a hotel pillow poked him in the eye. He relieved Joe Mays last night and retired the only batter he faced. May. 25 - 6:53 am et
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Postby MashinSpuds » Wed May 25, 2005 12:55 pm

He should've just gone with a better story than that, like getting hit by a stripper's boob.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7068696/ (story at bottom)
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Postby acsguitar » Wed May 25, 2005 1:09 pm

These probably belong in th General talk but super funny...

Tawnees boobs were like 2 cement blocks haha
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Postby Madison » Wed May 25, 2005 3:00 pm

I bet that stung, but it's funny. :-b

As to the "Cement Blocks":

The parties accepted binding arbitration on “The People’s Court” television show and the judge, former New York City Mayor Ed Koch, ordered a female bailiff to examine Peaks in private.

The bailiff found the breasts to be “soft” and to weigh about 2 pounds each. Koch ruled they were not dangerous and refused to award damages.



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Postby acsguitar » Wed May 25, 2005 3:24 pm

Madison wrote:I bet that stung, but it's funny. :-b

As to the "Cement Blocks":

The parties accepted binding arbitration on “The People’s Court” television show and the judge, former New York City Mayor Ed Koch, ordered a female bailiff to examine Peaks in private.

The bailiff found the breasts to be “soft” and to weigh about 2 pounds each. Koch ruled they were not dangerous and refused to award damages.



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Lmao! :-b


geez I wish I had the behind the scenes video for that one! Holy Mother of Mercy!

I'd rest them on my forehead while I slept

By the way I did a google safe search on Tawny Peaks didn't work <img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif> whoops
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Postby catch22 » Wed May 25, 2005 3:34 pm

acsguitar wrote:
By the way I did a google safe search on Tawny Peaks didn't work <img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif> whoops


Did you try Google images????
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Postby reznorsboy » Thu May 26, 2005 5:20 am

Aren't nice boobs great ;-D
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Postby so0perspam » Thu May 26, 2005 12:17 pm

reznorsboy wrote:Aren't nice boobs great ;-D


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Postby Kingctb27 » Thu May 26, 2005 5:26 pm

so0perspam wrote:
reznorsboy wrote:Aren't nice boobs great ;-D


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LMAO :-D ; Agreed, :-°
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