Well, I sent Darwin Awards a humorous writeup, hopefully they'll put it on the Slush pile. I didn't see it anywhere else, and this is definitely something different.
Yes, I was, uh... I was thinking about ordering the tape, the videotape... about the college girls and the... the wild... the wildness. They're going wild or something? Somebody told me... about going wild.
-Larry David
If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Mulliniks Watch: Still stuck on 1325 games 3569 AB 445 R 972 H 73 HR 435 RBI 0.272 AVG 15 SB
acsguitar wrote:This reminds me of the time I built the Millenium falcon out of cardboard and tried to fly it off my roof.....
oh boy good times
(laugh)
You weren't trying to ride in the Millenium Falcon, right?
If he was, then that would help explain a lot.
Hehehe .
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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