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Postby RJCarrot » Wed May 25, 2005 12:21 pm

The key is. Make it "OUR" team. My fiance cant stand it but she likes to look and say "Were in 3rd!"

Also, when you have a close call and dont know who to bench. Show her the pictures of the players and say, which one.

Usually her guess is better than yours.

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Postby Madison » Wed May 25, 2005 3:10 pm

tomkatt wrote:I tell my wife, "Honey I'm still in first place!"

She just looks at me with this little smirk like, "I don't care. Keep playing your little baseball game dear."

:-D


I've got a couple of buddies who's wives are that way :-D . We get to talking fantasy baseball and they just roll their eyes and go to another room. Lol. :-b

Pacman wrote:My wife continues to refuse to call me "The Commish".


Have you threatened to cut her from the marriage and draft a new wife?

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Postby Steelers Rule » Wed May 25, 2005 4:06 pm

Pacman wrote:My wife continues to refuse to call me "The Commish".
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Postby beltrans_boy » Wed May 25, 2005 4:12 pm

Women should be oscene and not heard.
[size=10]"Men are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument." [/size]
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Wed May 25, 2005 4:35 pm

My wife is interested in Cardinal baseball but not fantasy baseball.
Her wish for this year is a World Championship for the Cards and for my fantasy team not to win again so she can get the trophy out of the house.

Wouldn't you want this in your house?
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Postby beltrans_boy » Wed May 25, 2005 4:39 pm

Pogotheostrich wrote:My wife is interested in Cardinal baseball but not fantasy baseball.
Her wish for this year is a World Championship for the Cards and for my fantasy team not to win again so she can get the trophy out of the house.

Wouldn't you want this in your house?
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That's amazing.
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Postby wavetide007 » Wed May 25, 2005 4:41 pm

beltrans_boy wrote:
Pogotheostrich wrote:My wife is interested in Cardinal baseball but not fantasy baseball.
Her wish for this year is a World Championship for the Cards and for my fantasy team not to win again so she can get the trophy out of the house.

Wouldn't you want this in your house?
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That's amazing.


is that, the yahoo prize?
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Postby Madison » Wed May 25, 2005 4:44 pm

Pogotheostrich wrote:My wife is interested in Cardinal baseball but not fantasy baseball.
Her wish for this year is a World Championship for the Cards and for my fantasy team not to win again so she can get the trophy out of the house.

Wouldn't you want this in your house?
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The Leaning Tower of Fantasy Baseball. ;-D

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Postby Pogotheostrich » Wed May 25, 2005 4:57 pm

Madison wrote:
Pogotheostrich wrote:My wife is interested in Cardinal baseball but not fantasy baseball.
Her wish for this year is a World Championship for the Cards and for my fantasy team not to win again so she can get the trophy out of the house.

Wouldn't you want this in your house?
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The Leaning Tower of Fantasy Baseball. ;-D

:-b


I made it with my very own hands. Notice the craftsmanship: dirty baseball, exposed nails, and yes that is Willie McGee on the left. ;-D ;-D
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Postby beltrans_boy » Wed May 25, 2005 5:01 pm

Pogotheostrich wrote:
Madison wrote:
Pogotheostrich wrote:My wife is interested in Cardinal baseball but not fantasy baseball.
Her wish for this year is a World Championship for the Cards and for my fantasy team not to win again so she can get the trophy out of the house.

Wouldn't you want this in your house?
Image


The Leaning Tower of Fantasy Baseball. ;-D

:-b


I made it with my very own hands. Notice the craftsmanship: dirty baseball, exposed nails, and yes that is Willie McGee on the left. ;-D ;-D


You, sir, are a true artist.
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