What if an OF snags a HR ball, but ends up over the fence?

[nuggets]

What if aliens come and land on the field and use their invisibility rays to disguise themselves and they hit the ball out of the fielders hand as he's trying to catch it and then they trip his legs and he cant get it and the runner tags up, but gets lost on his way to home and starts running the opposite way and then he runs so fast that he catches on fire and then pink elephants run on the field and pigs start flying overhead, but these arent just normal pigs, they are x-ray vision pigs with mad baseball skills and they land on the field and start hitting homeruns off the opposing pitcher who has a bionic eye and a bionic arm and throws 200 mph changeups! And then they realize that all the people on the field are actually robots being manipulated by Bud Selig for his own personal profits and gains??!!

Anyone got the official ruling on that?

And what if they made Jeter a choke artist and Chavez more valueable than Tejada lol ...ok cheap shot with the Chavez comment but too funny

I knew you were crazy

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What if aliens come and land on the field and use their invisibility rays to disguise themselves and they hit the ball out of the fielders hand as he's trying to catch it and then they trip his legs and he cant get it and the runner tags up, but gets lost on his way to home and starts running the opposite way and then he runs so fast that he catches on fire and then pink elephants run on the field and pigs start flying overhead, but these arent just normal pigs, they are x-ray vision pigs with mad baseball skills and they land on the field and start hitting homeruns off the opposing pitcher who has a bionic eye and a bionic arm and throws 200 mph changeups! And then they realize that all the people on the field are actually robots being manipulated by Bud Selig for his own personal profits and gains??!!

Anyone got the official ruling on that?

That's funny!!! But it's an out too...

And what if they made Jeter a choke artist and Chavez more valueable than Tejada lol ...ok cheap shot with the Chavez comment but too funny

I knew you were crazy

[Tavish]

What if aliens come and land on the field and use their invisibility rays to disguise themselves and they hit the ball out of the fielders hand as he's trying to catch it and then they trip his legs and he cant get it and the runner tags up, but gets lost on his way to home and starts running the opposite way and then he runs so fast that he catches on fire and then pink elephants run on the field and pigs start flying overhead, but these arent just normal pigs, they are x-ray vision pigs with mad baseball skills and they land on the field and start hitting homeruns off the opposing pitcher who has a bionic eye and a bionic arm and throws 200 mph changeups! And then they realize that all the people on the field are actually robots being manipulated by Bud Selig for his own personal profits and gains??!!

Anyone got the official ruling on that?

That sounds like the general definition for a balk.