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Postby Bukoski77 » Mon May 23, 2005 6:00 am

After having their 11th child, a Redneck couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "However a less costly alternative, said the doctor," is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure works in Alabama, Tennessee, Louisiana, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, West Virginia and some parts of Texas.
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Postby funatic » Mon May 23, 2005 6:59 am

HAHahahaha...

8-o :*)
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Postby The Punisher » Mon May 23, 2005 8:18 am

;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Mon May 23, 2005 9:13 am

nice one ;-D ;-D
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Postby logan » Mon May 23, 2005 9:49 am

;-D :-D (being from kentucky originally thats double funny for me)
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Postby acsguitar » Mon May 23, 2005 11:51 am

Thats a really good one! ;-D
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Postby blankman » Mon May 23, 2005 1:56 pm

:-b :-b
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Postby BigMusky » Mon May 23, 2005 2:14 pm

My incestuous sixth finger saved me from having to put the can down for one extra second. Bomb went off while still in my hand and actually cured me of the sixth finger!
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Postby Madison » Tue May 24, 2005 2:01 am

Lol. :-b

Sadly enough I know a few Texans that the procedure would work on. :-o

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