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Postby BigMusky » Mon May 23, 2005 12:58 pm

Q: Did you hear about the new White Sox soup?

A: Two sips and then you choke
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Postby blankman » Mon May 23, 2005 1:48 pm

BigMusky wrote:A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Sox fans too. Not really knowing what a Sox fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. One girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Sox fan."

Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

"Why I'm proud to be a Chicago Cubs fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the girl why she is a Cubs fan.

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Cubs fans, and I'm a Cubs fan too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says the girl, "I'd be a Sox fan."


:-b :-b :-b
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Postby so0perspam » Mon May 23, 2005 3:04 pm

BigMusky wrote:Q: Did you hear about the new White Sox soup?

A: Two sips and then you choke


Ouch. !+)
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Postby BronXBombers51 » Mon May 23, 2005 5:21 pm

Mets4Life wrote:A Yankee fan, a Mets fan, and a Red Sox fan are walking to a game together. Before getting to the field, the three of them came across a dead naked female body. The Yankee's fan put his hat over the left boob, the Met's fan over the right, and the Red Sox's fan over her "downtown" area. When the cop arrived on the scene he was writing down his observations. He removes the Yankees hat from her left boob and writes something down. He takes the Mets hat off the right boob and writes something down. He then lifts the Red Sox hat and starts to laugh hysterically. The three guys ask the cop what's so funny. The cop says "I find it funny that everytime I see a Red Sox hat, there's always a "word for a cat" under it."

Thats the one I heard ;-D ;-D


A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Sox fans too. Not really knowing what a Sox fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. One girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Sox fan."

Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

"Why I'm proud to be a Chicago Cubs fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the girl why she is a Cubs fan.

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Cubs fans, and I'm a Cubs fan too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says the girl, "I'd be a Sox fan."


Hahahahahaha those two are awesome.
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Postby reznorsboy » Mon May 23, 2005 7:31 pm

Those where pretty funny except sub in St. Louis fan instead of Yankee fan :-b
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Postby Madison » Tue May 24, 2005 2:13 am

Some good ones in here. :-D

The little girl is the funniest. ;-D
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