I don’t know if this one has been posted yet so I have to give it a go.
A Yankee fan, a Red Sox fan, and an Orioles fan where all walking together on their way to a sports bar to watch a baseball game. On the way to the bar they passed some bushes with a foot sticking out. Upon further investigation they realized it was a dead naked woman.
The Red Sox fan placed his Boston cap over one breast. The Oriole fan placed his Baltimore cap over her other breast. The Yankee fan placed his hat over her crotch. They then called the police.
When the officer arrived he lifted the Red Sox cap then placed the hat back and made a few notes in his notepad. He then lifted the Orioles hat, placed it back, and made a few notes in his note pad. After he lifted and placed the Yankee’s hat back he stopped himself before making any notes and lifted it again. When he went to lift the hat a third time without having made any notes yet, the Yankee’s fan interrupted him.
“What are you doing? Are you some kind of a pervert?”, asked the Yankee fan.
“No no no. I’m not a pervert. I’m just confused.”, replied the officer. “Usually whenever I see a Yankee’s hat there is an a$$-hole under it, that’s all.”
"Son we would like to keep you around here but were trying to win a pennant this year."
There were four baseball fans who wanted to prove how loyal they were to their team, so they all went to the top of a mountain. There was a Cubs fan, a Yankees fan, a Red Sox fan, and a Marlins fan. Once they got to the top, the Marlins fan says, "I love Florida.... this is for you Marlins!!" and jumps off the mountain. Next, the Cubs fan shouts out, "This is for Chicago!! i love the Cubs!!" and jumps off the mountain. Suddenly, the Red Sox fan screams, "This is for Everyone!!" and pushes the Yankees fan off the mountain.
so0perspam wrote:There were four baseball fans who wanted to prove how loyal they were to their team, so they all went to the top of a mountain. There was a Cubs fan, a Yankees fan, a Red Sox fan, and a Marlins fan. Once they got to the top, the Marlins fan says, "I love Florida.... this is for you Marlins!!" and jumps off the mountain. Next, the Cubs fan shouts out, "This is for Chicago!! i love the Cubs!!" and jumps off the mountain. Suddenly, the Red Sox fan screams, "This is for Everyone!!" and pushes the Yankees fan off the mountain.
A Yankee fan, a Mets fan, and a Red Sox fan are walking to a game together. Before getting to the field, the three of them came across a dead naked female body. The Yankee's fan put his hat over the left boob, the Met's fan over the right, and the Red Sox's fan over her "downtown" area. When the cop arrived on the scene he was writing down his observations. He removes the Yankees hat from her left boob and writes something down. He takes the Mets hat off the right boob and writes something down. He then lifts the Red Sox hat and starts to laugh hysterically. The three guys ask the cop what's so funny. The cop says "I find it funny that everytime I see a Red Sox hat, there's always a "word for a cat" under it."
Mets4Life wrote:A Yankee fan, a Mets fan, and a Red Sox fan are walking to a game together. Before getting to the field, the three of them came across a dead naked female body. The Yankee's fan put his hat over the left boob, the Met's fan over the right, and the Red Sox's fan over her "downtown" area. When the cop arrived on the scene he was writing down his observations. He removes the Yankees hat from her left boob and writes something down. He takes the Mets hat off the right boob and writes something down. He then lifts the Red Sox hat and starts to laugh hysterically. The three guys ask the cop what's so funny. The cop says "I find it funny that everytime I see a Red Sox hat, there's always a "word for a cat" under it."
Thats the one I heard
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Yankees are better then all of your favorite teams so just remember that!
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Sox fans too. Not really knowing what a Sox fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. One girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Sox fan."
Then, asks the teacher, what are you?
"Why I'm proud to be a Chicago Cubs fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the girl why she is a Cubs fan.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are Cubs fans, and I'm a Cubs fan too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says the girl, "I'd be a Sox fan."
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