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Postby ensanimal » Tue May 17, 2005 10:17 pm

Senior Pickup Line

An elderly gentleman, in his mid 90's, with hair well groomed, a great looking suit, a flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a very nice after shave, and presenting a well-cared-for image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar an elderly lady, mid 80's, also well dressed and
attractive is sitting alone.

The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"


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Postby The Punisher » Tue May 17, 2005 10:32 pm

LMAO nice one ;-D :-b
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Re: For Future Reference

Postby SuptownSpartans34 » Tue May 17, 2005 10:37 pm

ensanimal wrote:Senior Pickup Line

An elderly gentleman, in his mid 90's, with hair well groomed, a great looking suit, a flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a very nice after shave, and presenting a well-cared-for image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar an elderly lady, mid 80's, also well dressed and
attractive is sitting alone.

The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"


:*)


haha, that is a good one.

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Postby curious_george_43545 » Tue May 17, 2005 11:04 pm

pretty good ;-D
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Postby Madison » Tue May 17, 2005 11:11 pm

:-D Not bad! ;-D
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Postby Kingctb27 » Tue May 17, 2005 11:21 pm

lol, that was great. ;-D A little mean though :-D
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Tue May 17, 2005 11:47 pm

I actually laughed out loud at that one. :-° :-D
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Wed May 18, 2005 12:57 am

HAHAHA. ;-D

that's a good one ens. :-D :-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Wed May 18, 2005 7:37 am

Nice. :-D
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Postby logan » Wed May 18, 2005 9:26 am

:-D pretty funny
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