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Attn Artists! The Whizzinator Sig

Postby AT » Tue May 17, 2005 12:24 pm

My Roto teams are now named "The Whizzinators" and are basically a pun on Onterrio Smith and Posada/Alou (The Baseball Whizzinators) for pissing on their hands for better grip on their bat GROSS :-t

Anyone wanna get creative and make something hilarious with that idea in mind?

This is the website for "The Whizzinator"
http://www.whizzinator.com/index.html

And I'm sure you can find the Onterrio Smith story as to why it's relevant on SI or ESPN somewhere but basically it's a plastic wang attached to a jock strap with dehydrated urine and a heating pad that athletes use to pass drug tests and it comes designed by race. Hilarious, yet gross :-P

Please don't include Onterrio in the sig but Posada and Alou urinating on each others' hands with the whizzinator involved would probably make me fall out of my chair.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue May 17, 2005 12:53 pm

I'll pass I don't need another yellow card
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby AT » Tue May 17, 2005 1:05 pm

Yeah I was kind of worried about that myself. Think this will draw a yellow? I got this one from using the F word a bunch of times when I was new to the forum... oops :-o Maybe it can be made clean enough to be acceptable but still funny? C'mon the whizzinator has to be one of the funniest things to happen in sports this year... It deserves to be memorialized.
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Postby blankman » Tue May 17, 2005 1:05 pm

acsguitar wrote:I'll pass I don't need another yellow card


Good call.

I don't have one, but I think this is a waste of time.
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Postby AT » Tue May 17, 2005 1:13 pm

Does anyone with graphics skill find the humor in this? I totally respect everyone's concern and certainly the signatures you guys have done up for people, which are incredible, but I find it hard to believe noone sees the humor in this worth taking a shot at making it funny and clean. Please? :-D
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Postby leal72 » Tue May 17, 2005 1:46 pm

they actually have a website :-b

The Smith story makes me laugh.

I'll give this a shot. I'm not going to the website, not sure what to expect. Here's my idea if someone else would like to try also. A headshot of Alou and Posada spokesmen (sp ?) so to speak with a bottle of talcum powder and bottle of apple juice with the labels reading "The Wizzinator". The sig caption will be "Get a Grip"

I didn't realize they gave out yellow cards here.
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Postby AT » Tue May 17, 2005 2:01 pm

Leal you are the man. Thanks for giving this a shot. Yeah, I got a yellow card and a couple of angry private messages for using the F word during a post where I went ballistic at someone. I guess I missed the fine print in the user agreement where it says watch your mouth :-o my bad.

Can the Sig Caption be "The Whizzinators" ?

The website is hilarious, it really is.

I can't wait to see this, I'm really not doing S$%* at work right now...haha.
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Postby AT » Wed May 18, 2005 7:38 am

This signature is sick. Thanks Leal.
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Postby acsguitar » Wed May 18, 2005 10:36 am

Nice! Classy !+)
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed May 18, 2005 10:41 am

:-P You're lucky that we don't give out yellow cards for poor taste ;-)
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