Lois: Honey, I thought I asked you to fix the faucet in the bathroom.
Peter: I did.
Lois: No you didn't, it's still dripping.
Peter: I will bet you all of my Star Wars guys that I did. Wait, except Boba Fett. No matter how sure I am, I never risk the Fett man.
Peter: Lois if you strike me down I shall become stronger than you can ever imagine (or something like that)
I never saw the 3rd one, but was inspired to post this...