Don't know any card tricks, but bring your money to the Hold 'Em (or 7 card stud) table and I'll make your chips disappear.
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....