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Postby delux_247 » Tue May 03, 2005 10:30 am

Last night I was watching the Rockets/Mavs game on TNT. In the 4 quarter a commercial came on featuring Chipper Jones. Here's how it went down...

Various clips of Chips mashing the ball.

Then the interview shot with him in uniform, bat on shoulder, and sitting on a stool....his first words...

"Hi, my name is Chipper Jones. (Then a 2 to 3 second pause. Enough time to for you to make your own lines) I always wear a helmet when I step in the batters box....."

I was laughing so hard I couldnt catch the rest of his lines. How many illegitimate children does Chips have??

Maybe he should heed his own advice and wear a helmet in the batters box.....

:-)
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Postby AT » Tue May 03, 2005 10:34 am

I saw the same commercial and I thought he was gonna talk about putting a helmet on your weiner. He looked like he was cracking up during the commercial, I'm sure he was thinking about all the times he'd never worn his helmet into battle. Thanks for the unintentional comedy Larry.
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