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Postby Madison » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:04 am

"Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"


HAHAHA!!!!!! :-b :-b :-b I'm going to use that on a buddy who happens to be a police officer. Can't wait. :-D

"Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."


Awww, one less lawyer in the world. What a tragic loss. ;-7

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Great jokes Ryan!!! ;-D ;-D
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Postby funatic » Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:17 am

I liked 3 and 6 best! ;-D ;-D
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Postby LooseCannon » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:48 am

I like the second one the best with the pin poking the tired guy.....Classic
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Postby Half Massed » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:23 pm

nice jokes ;-D i like 1,4, and 6 the best
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:56 pm

Great jokes. Thanks for giving me a heads up on the pussywillows.. !+)
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Postby The Thrill » Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:29 pm

ha! :-b I like #4. hadn't heard that one before.
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:43 pm

kentx12 wrote:Great jokes. Thanks for giving me a heads up on the pussywillows.. !+)

Hehe. :-D

You can never have too many lawyer jokes. ;-D
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:12 pm

A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator together. On one of the floors on the way down, a young businessman get on the elevator. He's well dressed in a three piece suit and handsome, but his only problem is that he seems to have a dandruff problem, as there are white flakes all over his jacket. Nonetheless, the two women enjoy his presence.

The man gets off after just a few floors leaving the two women to themselves again in the elevator. The brunette says to the blonde, "Someone needs to give that guy Head & Shoulders," to which the blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
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