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Postby TheYanks04 » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:27 pm

For Kevin Brown? He is the king of Excuses after all. Will he use one of the following or come up with something new?

a. threw out my back by slippin gon the mound.
b. mound was too high
c. could not get loose in the cold weather
d. the umpire was not giving me the calls
e. The catcher calle dthe worng signs.
f. Something else? Slipped in the bathroom?


Or we all could be shocked if he actually pitched an acceptable game.
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Postby contrastiktion » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:28 pm

G. too overpaid to care
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Postby Simulacrum » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:31 pm

Good stuff :-D
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Postby jayman » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:33 pm

he should just retire; save some face.
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Postby TheRawDAWG » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:34 pm

jayman wrote:he should just retire; save some face.


Would you retire if you were making $15 mill a year to suck?
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Postby matmat » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:35 pm

g) dog ate my shorts.
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Postby Box » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:35 pm

h. Sticking it to Steinbrenner for belittling his abilities
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Postby slomo007 » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:35 pm

It will have something to do with his back, that much I'm certain of.
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Postby Conner » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:42 pm

He hasn't made one single excuse this season (including pre-season). He's actually said he feels pretty good.


Just figured I'd mention that.
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Postby slomo007 » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:46 pm

Conner wrote:He hasn't made one single excuse this season (including pre-season). He's actually said he feels pretty good.


Just figured I'd mention that.


Uh-oh, now you ticked him (TheYanks04) off. Be prepared for a long post with many Kevin Brown posts. :-b
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