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Postby YankFan51 » Fri May 16, 2003 9:03 pm

You're gonna be 2-7 this year with a horrible WHIP and ERA. You're singlehandedly ruining my pitching. I couldn't get crap for you if I tried to trade your sorry butt. Damn YOU!!
My hair's turnin' white, my neck's always been red, my collar's still blue
We've always been here tryin' to sing the truth to you
Guess you could say we've always been red white and blue
"Red White and Blue," Lynyrd Skynyrd
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Postby Gmogd » Fri May 16, 2003 9:09 pm

Well, I was about to post a message, but apparently you beat me to it.
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Postby Peja and Bibby » Fri May 16, 2003 9:19 pm

when if ever will this piece of trash get back into shape and actually contribute instead of hinder my fantasy team?
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Postby Gmogd » Fri May 16, 2003 9:24 pm

and it's gone downhill in the last 10 minutes, amazingly enough. no outs, bases loaded, 4th inning, 6er 10h 2bb. you damn dirty crotch-weasel...
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Postby jdh » Fri May 16, 2003 9:43 pm

His final line is 3.1 IP, 10 hits, 10 earned runs, 2 walks, 0 K's.

And did I mention that I traded him away last week for Kevin Brown? I might now try to trade back for him for a lesser pitcher, like Padilla or Myers to further hose the guy I traded him to.
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Postby Gmogd » Fri May 16, 2003 9:48 pm

Wow, jdh... that's just a dickish thing to do. Don't get me wrong, that's hilarious. But dickish.
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Postby titanut » Fri May 16, 2003 10:49 pm

Whew ! I had him on the bench, and he will stay there for a while.
I know I can't trade him for squat and my sps are ok w/o him
Guess I just hold him and hope.
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Postby HOOTIE » Fri May 16, 2003 11:06 pm

jdh wrote:His final line is 3.1 IP, 10 hits, 10 earned runs, 2 walks, 0 K's.

And did I mention that I traded him away last week for Kevin Brown? I might now try to trade back for him for a lesser pitcher, like Padilla or Myers to further hose the guy I traded him to.


Nice robbery, i mean deal. I wouldnt call Myers or Padilla lesser guys. I dont like finesse pitchers, and Buehrles one. If they cant hit corners, they are bp.
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Postby Transmogrifier » Sat May 17, 2003 12:05 pm

Should I try to trade for him? You think he'll come around?
I'm back. Sorta.

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Postby jdh » Sat May 17, 2003 12:08 pm

Yeah, I would think that he will come around. Pretty much every fantasy option on the White Sox is performing poorly right now (Koch, Ordonez, Colon, Buerhle, Konerko, Thomas) and I think that eventually once the team gets clicking, all those guys will get going again. I wouldn't give up full value for Buerhle, but if you can get him for a much lesser pitcher that is hot right now, like Loaiza, Meche, Myers, etc I would jump all over it.
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