Why is Andruw jones such a complete and absolute failure?

[nikku88]

I feel sorry for the people who looked only at the spring stats. He was picked up in the 5th round in one of my leagues.

[RynMan]

Why is Andruw jones such a complete and absolute failure of a man and baseball player?

Are you an old girlfriend or whats the deal with him being a failure of a man?

ROFL. This is too funny

[josebach]

Why is Andruw jones such a complete and absolute failure of a man and baseball player?

Are you an old girlfriend or whats the deal with him being a failure of a man?

Good question. I'm guessing he must not have satisified wavetide in the sack.

[MaybeNextYear]

he can't be this bad.. i mean he's been in the league for like 7 or 8 years now with a lot of success. it's not like pitchers just figured out this month that he can't hit breaking stuff. he'll come around but it might take a while. it's so easy to kick a guy when he's down and have all these different explanations for why he sucks now.

[Box]

Sounds like Pedro Cerrano from Major League

You tryin to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

[This is the year]

Straight ball, I hit it, very much

Curve ball, bat is afraid

[d18Mike]

Guys at MLB.com made an interesting comment about Jones.

He has become an old, fat guy before his time.

At 28 (this year) with a relatively uninjured body he should be at the abolsute peak of his althleticism.

Instead his SBs have dropped 50% and GIDPs have doubled in just a couple years. He can still pound the ball at times and is a terrific OFer, but his secondary game is heading South.

He is listed at 5'10/210. Wonder how much he weighs when he puts both feet on the scale.

[TB13]

Straight ball, I hit it, very much

Curve ball, bat is afraid

.....Mayhaps all Andruw needs are hats for bats?

[baseballnewb]

He has a 4 game hitting streak going atm, all single hit games so his average hasn't been great. Jones has had a month where he hit 210 or under like every year, I really wouldn't read too much into the slow start.

[BabySitler]

OMG. You'd better change that to fantasy baseball player. As a baseball player, he's a stud, can catch anything with a country mile. Offensively, for God sakes, it's only April.