The FINAL is Aubrey Huff for real post!

[kcs261]

The notion that I would tell anybody to dump Helton or Giambi is downright insulting. But the plethora of ludicrous posts asking whether people should dump scrubs or duds for Huff is lame.

The fact is Huff is moving into elite status. It's not a fluke. It is for real. So dump your scrubs and duds for him, not your studs, and quit asking lame-o questions about whether he is real.

Otherwise, your skepticism will cause you to miss out on a player who could make your fantasy season. Pick him up. And play him with confidence.

[Chiggidy Chester]

The thing that really sucks is that I traded a good pitcher for Durazo because all I had was Huff. I hope that as Huff cools down Durazo sets ablaze and I get a potent platoon happening at first base.

You wanna know the worst thing about Huff? Anybody? Anybody? It's the fact that since no one takes him seriously you can't get good trade value for him.

I have a little theory that it is a psychological block caused by the last name "Huff". People don't trust the word Huff. It's a very wimpy word. It's like a half breath or something. Reminds you of someone with athsma. The whole name Aubrey Huff kinda reminds you of ballet. You know "Hey have you seen the nutcracker starring that french dancer Aubrey Huff?". Do you think he would have more trade value with a different name? Tony Beefcake? Perhaps Bruce Stumpslam? Maybe Mike Steelshanker? Perhaps.........

I challenge all to think of a new tough name for this birth certificantly challenged man.....

[pilambp]

Actually, I think the worst thing about Huff isn't his last name, it's his LACK OF RBIs. He has 11 Hrs and less RBIs than Rocco Baldelli.

"... Come give me a Huff if you're into getting Rough..."

[Super GM]

I kinda like Huff the Magic Dragon

[Chiggidy Chester]

It's "Huff the Magic DRay" man. Get it right!

[9er Fan]

Don't complain too much about his RBIs, he still has more than Barry.

Go A-Huff!!

[lifeform]

Aubrey Huff is for real.

But here's the thing: No one else is real.

That's right. No one.

We are all just figments of Aubrey Huff's imagination, making Aubrey Huff both God and Satan.

Just because you don't believe it doesn't mean it's not true.

I hope that settles it for everyone.

[DGroundhog]

I used him last year, and I use him this year. Unfortunately to play him I have to bench Raffy, Berkman, Everett, Sheffield or Salmon to use him.