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Postby slomo007 » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:52 pm

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cattrim.html
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"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her. She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat.



























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Postby BigMusky » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:56 pm

that is hilarious. The problem is that how could she confirm he knew what a lion/line cut was and someone how miss the part of only cutting the belly instead of the whole cat?


look at how happy the cat looks too, that is the best part. You can tell it is super pissed.
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Postby logan » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:56 pm

:-B man that cat looks pissed
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Postby eftda » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:59 pm

I saw the beofore, but its just as funny. ;-D
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Postby Madison » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:00 pm

That cat sure doesn't look happy to me. Lol. :-b

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Postby Mookie4ever » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:05 pm

That cat will never survive in Chicago looking like that. Might as well move to Wisconsin and put the cat out of its misery.
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Postby slomo007 » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:07 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:That cat will never survive in Chicago looking like that. Might as well move to Wisconsin and put the cat out of its misery.


LMAO, nice tie-in. ;-D
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:10 pm

Those are really funny pics of that poor cat. If I had a cat I swear Id have the groomer give it the Lion cut every time - just awesome!

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Postby pokerplaya » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:22 pm

This is truly one of those occasions when I sit at my desk and can't stop laughing. The look on that cats face is priceless. :-b
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Postby BigMusky » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:47 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:That cat will never survive in Chicago looking like that. Might as well move to Wisconsin and put the cat out of its misery.


I will put him out of his misery. ;-D
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