OK, on a serious note, I know he got a positive note, but could you at least do me one favor and help out Tom Glavine? He's got a blood clot in his shoulder that was considered possibly career-ending and I just want him to have good health... Not just as a Met but a human, y'know?
Obviously I wish Glavine good health, just like Chan Ho. That said, I'm not sure if the baseball Gods are seasoned in those type of requests.
Besides, I think Mets fans are still sacrificing all sorts of things, with the debt they owe for the Buckner ground-ball.
Please accept this hair bleach as a sacrificial jar of hair bleach and bring the power back to Brian Giles bat, if only for a day. Let our offense awake and may the Cardinals pitching feel the wrath of your awesome power.
Please accept this photo of Charisma Carpenter as a sacrificial photo of Charisma Carpenter and bring her charisma to the St louis Cardinals' bats, if only for this day. Let their hits flow off of the New York Metropolitans pitching like somebody left the water maine open.