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by **davidmarver** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:25 am

Purchase an entire bottle of "Simple Green". Pour it on the pigeon before the ritual.

I'd also suggest bleaching your hair blonde and growing it out like Khalil's. Do that and you are set.

by **pa_tater** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:18 am

Thank God Steve Cox is no longer a viable fantasy option. :-°

by **Big Papi's Pimps** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:42 am

Hey is there any ritual I can do to help Erik Bedard heal his knee quicker?? Not only is he one of my better pitchers, but I think he has good JuJu. Ever since he has left my lineup my other pitchers have been wetting the bed.

by **Dawgpound 1613** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:17 am

pa_tater wrote:Thank God Steve Cox is no longer a viable fantasy option.

True - but there are several Johnsons out there, and some need a little help (e.g. RJ). Fortunately, he's not on my team, so I don't need a ritual for him.

by **Fireball Express** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:29 pm

davidmarver wrote:Purchase an entire bottle of "Simple Green". Pour it on the pigeon before the ritual.

I'd also suggest bleaching your hair blonde and growing it out like Khalil's. Do that and you are set.

Alright, I did the "Simple Green" part of it.
I'm at that "I need a haircut stage" right now. I'll let it grow a little longer. I have an appointment Sunday for the blonde dye job.

Seems to be working on Shawn though. ;-D

Didn't think it would work so fast. Too bad he's on my bench. :,-(

by **davidmarver** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:31 pm

Fireball Express wrote:
davidmarver wrote:Purchase an entire bottle of "Simple Green". Pour it on the pigeon before the ritual.

I'd also suggest bleaching your hair blonde and growing it out like Khalil's. Do that and you are set.

Alright, I did the "Simple Green" part of it.
I'm at that "I need a haircut stage" right now. I'll let it grow a little longer. I have an appointment Sunday for the blonde dye job.

Seems to be working on Shawn though.
Didn't think it would wok so fast. Too bad he's on my bench.

Glad to see it's working for you. I think I jinxed my Pads though. Can't score :,-(

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Off to celebrate Nate Colbert day...again.

by **wrveres** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:12 am

hmmm ...

so we only get one a month right? ..

April was the Padres ..

May was Huff ..

and June is Kahlil Greene ..

Can I put my reservation in for July?
No wait .. screw that.
I want September. ..
I reserve September.
I'll give the name September 1st. :*)

by **Dawgpound 1613** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:27 am

Any suggested rituals for the Astros' offense? For those with Astros starters, it would be nice to see some run support. However, with the ingredients available, I'm not sure what can be done.

by **davidmarver** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:52 pm

Bringing this good 'ole thread back. Man do we need a reversal of luck right now.

Dear Baseball Gods,

Please accept this chorizo burrito as a sacrificial burrito to kill the curse of Castilla. Let our offense awake and may the Giants pitching feel the wrath of your power.

Amen.

by **XHendrix** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:02 pm

davidmarver wrote:Bringing this good 'ole thread back. Man do we need a reversal of luck right now.

Dear Baseball Gods,

Please accept this chorizo burrito as a sacrificial burrito to kill the curse of Castilla. Let our offense awake and may the Giants pitching feel the wrath of your power.

Amen.

we need a sacrafice to bring back the old Peavy

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