Appeasing baseball Gods... - Fantasy Baseball Cafe 2014 Fantasy Baseball Cafe
100% Deposit Bonus for Cafe Members!

Return to Baseball Leftovers

Appeasing baseball Gods...

Moderator: Baseball Moderators

Postby davidmarver » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:25 am

Purchase an entire bottle of "Simple Green". Pour it on the pigeon before the ritual.

I'd also suggest bleaching your hair blonde and growing it out like Khalil's. Do that and you are set.
Image
davidmarver
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Cafe WriterMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyePick 3 ChampionLucky Ladders Weekly WinnerTrivia Time Trial Monthly Winner
Posts: 6154
Joined: 11 Jan 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: 5.5 Hole

Postby pa_tater » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:18 am

Thank God Steve Cox is no longer a viable fantasy option. :-°
pa_tater
College Coach
College Coach

User avatar

Posts: 327
Joined: 9 Mar 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball

Postby Big Papi's Pimps » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:42 am

Hey is there any ritual I can do to help Erik Bedard heal his knee quicker?? Not only is he one of my better pitchers, but I think he has good JuJu. Ever since he has left my lineup my other pitchers have been wetting the bed.
Image

Pimpin' Aint Easy!!!
Big Papi's Pimps
Major League Manager
Major League Manager

User avatar

Posts: 1067
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Boston, MA - The City of Champions!!!

Postby Dawgpound 1613 » Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:17 am

pa_tater wrote:Thank God Steve Cox is no longer a viable fantasy option. :-°


True - but there are several Johnsons out there, and some need a little help (e.g. RJ). Fortunately, he's not on my team, so I don't need a ritual for him.
Dawgpound 1613
Major League Manager
Major League Manager

User avatar
Sweet 16 SurvivorLucky Ladders Weekly Winner
Posts: 2095
Joined: 7 Oct 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: \Lo*ca"tion\, n. 1. The act or process of locating. 2. Situation; place; locality.

Postby Fireball Express » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:29 pm

davidmarver wrote:Purchase an entire bottle of "Simple Green". Pour it on the pigeon before the ritual.

I'd also suggest bleaching your hair blonde and growing it out like Khalil's. Do that and you are set.


Alright, I did the "Simple Green" part of it.
I'm at that "I need a haircut stage" right now. I'll let it grow a little longer. I have an appointment Sunday for the blonde dye job.

Seems to be working on Shawn though. ;-D
Didn't think it would work so fast. Too bad he's on my bench. :,-(
Last edited by Fireball Express on Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Image
Fireball Express
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar

Posts: 2516
Joined: 17 May 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Basking in the Sunshine

Postby davidmarver » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:31 pm

Fireball Express wrote:
davidmarver wrote:Purchase an entire bottle of "Simple Green". Pour it on the pigeon before the ritual.

I'd also suggest bleaching your hair blonde and growing it out like Khalil's. Do that and you are set.


Alright, I did the "Simple Green" part of it.
I'm at that "I need a haircut stage" right now. I'll let it grow a little longer. I have an appointment Sunday for the blonde dye job.

Seems to be working on Shawn though. ;-D
Didn't think it would wok so fast. Too bad he's on my bench. :,-(


Glad to see it's working for you. I think I jinxed my Pads though. Can't score :,-( .

Off to celebrate Nate Colbert day...again.
Image
davidmarver
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Cafe WriterMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyePick 3 ChampionLucky Ladders Weekly WinnerTrivia Time Trial Monthly Winner
Posts: 6154
Joined: 11 Jan 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: 5.5 Hole

Postby wrveres » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:12 am

hmmm ...

so we only get one a month right? ..

April was the Padres ..

May was Huff ..

and June is Kahlil Greene ..

Can I put my reservation in for July?
No wait .. screw that.
I want September. ..
I reserve September.
I'll give the name September 1st. :*)
25                "Love the Padres"
Rafael

Dodgers FAIL|Mets FAIL|Canada FAIL
wrveres
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicFantasy ExpertCafe WriterEagle EyeInnovative MemberCafe Musketeer
Posts: 31773
(Past Year: 758)
Joined: 2 Mar 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball

Postby Dawgpound 1613 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:27 am

Any suggested rituals for the Astros' offense? For those with Astros starters, it would be nice to see some run support. However, with the ingredients available, I'm not sure what can be done.
Dawgpound 1613
Major League Manager
Major League Manager

User avatar
Sweet 16 SurvivorLucky Ladders Weekly Winner
Posts: 2095
Joined: 7 Oct 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: \Lo*ca"tion\, n. 1. The act or process of locating. 2. Situation; place; locality.

Postby davidmarver » Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:52 pm

Bringing this good 'ole thread back. Man do we need a reversal of luck right now.

Dear Baseball Gods,

Please accept this chorizo burrito as a sacrificial burrito to kill the curse of Castilla. Let our offense awake and may the Giants pitching feel the wrath of your power.

Amen.

Image
Image
davidmarver
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Cafe WriterMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyePick 3 ChampionLucky Ladders Weekly WinnerTrivia Time Trial Monthly Winner
Posts: 6154
Joined: 11 Jan 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: 5.5 Hole

Postby XHendrix » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:02 pm

davidmarver wrote:Bringing this good 'ole thread back. Man do we need a reversal of luck right now.

Dear Baseball Gods,

Please accept this chorizo burrito as a sacrificial burrito to kill the curse of Castilla. Let our offense awake and may the Giants pitching feel the wrath of your power.

Amen.

Image


we need a sacrafice to bring back the old Peavy
Image
XHendrix
College Coach
College Coach

User avatar

Posts: 231
Joined: 18 Apr 2006
Home Cafe: Football

PreviousNext

Return to Baseball Leftovers

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Pogotheostrich, Ray Zorback and 6 guests

Forums Articles & Tips Sleepers Rankings Leagues


Today's Games
Friday, Aug. 22
(All times are EST, weather icons show forecast for game time)

Baltimore at Chi Cubs
(2:20 pm)
Houston at Cleveland
(7:05 pm)
Chi White Sox at NY Yankees
(7:05 pm)
St. Louis at Philadelphia
(7:05 pm)
San Francisco at Washington
(7:05 pm)
Tampa Bay at Toronto
(7:07 pm)
Atlanta at Cincinnati
(7:10 pm)
Seattle at Boston
(7:10 pm)
Kansas City at Texas
(8:05 pm)
Pittsburgh at Milwaukee
(8:10 pm)
Detroit at Minnesota
(8:10 pm)
Miami at Colorado
(8:40 pm)
San Diego at Arizona
(9:40 pm)
LA Angels at Oakland
(10:05 pm)
NY Mets at LA Dodgers
(10:10 pm)

  • Fantasy Baseball
  • Article Submissions
  • Privacy Statement
  • Site Survey 
  • Contact