this is my favorite thread in a long time.
quick, someone tell me how to get marcus giles and adrian beltre (or at least one of them!
) hitting again!!
One at a time buddy. Don't wanna overload the Gods here.
For Beltre :
Run up the staircase in your house and yell "Adrian" aloud a few times.
Have a bowl of black bean soup (a popular meal in the Dominican, Beltre's home country). Follow this up with Starbucks, a delicacy in Seattle.
Hit a red-eared slider turtle. That's one more slider than Beltre has hit all year.