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Postby George_Foreman » Thu May 19, 2005 2:23 am

this is my favorite thread in a long time. :-D

quick, someone tell me how to get marcus giles and adrian beltre (or at least one of them! :-o ) hitting again!!
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Postby davidmarver » Thu May 19, 2005 2:34 am

George_Foreman wrote:this is my favorite thread in a long time. :-D

quick, someone tell me how to get marcus giles and adrian beltre (or at least one of them! :-o ) hitting again!!


One at a time buddy. Don't wanna overload the Gods here.

For Beltre :

Run up the staircase in your house and yell "Adrian" aloud a few times.

Have a bowl of black bean soup (a popular meal in the Dominican, Beltre's home country). Follow this up with Starbucks, a delicacy in Seattle.

Hit a red-eared slider turtle. That's one more slider than Beltre has hit all year.
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Postby wrveres » Thu May 19, 2005 2:41 am

LOL ...

This is the greatest thread in a long time ..

David .. You are my new Hero ...



Lets Go Pad' Res'
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Postby Trot Nixon » Thu May 19, 2005 2:41 am

How about sacrificing Snuggles the bear to help my man Ben Sheets get all better and equilibriumized out (its a new word) ;-D
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Postby WittyC » Thu May 19, 2005 2:42 am

What can we do to heal Ben Sheets' ear?
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Postby davidmarver » Thu May 19, 2005 2:44 am

wrveres wrote:Lets Go Pad' Res'
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I'll drink to that.
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Postby davidmarver » Thu May 19, 2005 2:45 am

WittyC wrote:What can we do to heal Ben Sheets' ear?


First, eat an ear of corn.

Second, change the sheets on your bed.

And this may be harsh, but drink a Miller...Lite. I'd hate to be a Sheets owner and have to do that. Darn, I am!
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Postby davidmarver » Thu May 19, 2005 5:48 pm

Huff 1-3 with an rbi. It's a start. ;-D
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Postby davidmarver » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:47 am

Felt like an update is in store.

Padres are 30-18 since the Gods have been summoned. They were 5-7 at the time.

Huff's numbers since his cure was conjured:
19-65 (.292). 4 SB. 2 HR. 9 rbi. 7 runs. 16 games. Seems to be on the right track.
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Postby Fireball Express » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:03 am

Maybe the Fantasy Gods can do something with your boy Khalil Greene; or any Green for that matter. Shawn would do as well.

My general ritual is to sacrifice a live small furry backyard animal in my living room while watching Baseball Tonight weaing only a loin cloth. Lately I've been using pigeons and it's been working.

Darn ritual doesn't seem work on anyone named Greene/Green though.
Any suggestions?
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