Appeasing baseball Gods... - Fantasy Baseball Cafe 2014 Fantasy Baseball Cafe
100% Deposit Bonus for Cafe Members!

Return to Baseball Leftovers

Appeasing baseball Gods...

Moderator: Baseball Moderators

Postby George_Foreman » Thu May 19, 2005 2:23 am

this is my favorite thread in a long time. :-D

quick, someone tell me how to get marcus giles and adrian beltre (or at least one of them! :-o ) hitting again!!
"I don't buy everything I read,
I havn't even read everything I've bought"

"I find it more comforting to believe that this [life] isn't simply a test."
George_Foreman
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar

Posts: 4351
Joined: 16 Apr 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: at Morimoto's, eating $50 worth of sushi

Postby davidmarver » Thu May 19, 2005 2:34 am

George_Foreman wrote:this is my favorite thread in a long time. :-D

quick, someone tell me how to get marcus giles and adrian beltre (or at least one of them! :-o ) hitting again!!


One at a time buddy. Don't wanna overload the Gods here.

For Beltre :

Run up the staircase in your house and yell "Adrian" aloud a few times.

Have a bowl of black bean soup (a popular meal in the Dominican, Beltre's home country). Follow this up with Starbucks, a delicacy in Seattle.

Hit a red-eared slider turtle. That's one more slider than Beltre has hit all year.
Image
davidmarver
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Cafe WriterMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyePick 3 ChampionLucky Ladders Weekly WinnerTrivia Time Trial Monthly Winner
Posts: 6154
Joined: 11 Jan 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: 5.5 Hole

Postby wrveres » Thu May 19, 2005 2:41 am

LOL ...

This is the greatest thread in a long time ..

David .. You are my new Hero ...



Lets Go Pad' Res'
Image
25                "Love the Padres"
Rafael

Dodgers FAIL|Mets FAIL|Canada FAIL
wrveres
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicFantasy ExpertCafe WriterEagle EyeInnovative MemberCafe Musketeer
Posts: 31781
(Past Year: 734)
Joined: 2 Mar 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball

Postby Trot Nixon » Thu May 19, 2005 2:41 am

How about sacrificing Snuggles the bear to help my man Ben Sheets get all better and equilibriumized out (its a new word) ;-D
Image
Thanks chipper!!!!

There is such a thing called clutch and David Ortiz is the modern day definition of it
Trot Nixon
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar

Posts: 2360
Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Wishing Nixon would come back to the Sox

Postby WittyC » Thu May 19, 2005 2:42 am

What can we do to heal Ben Sheets' ear?
WittyC
Major League Manager
Major League Manager

User avatar

Posts: 1096
Joined: 3 Feb 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Dillon, CO

Postby davidmarver » Thu May 19, 2005 2:44 am

wrveres wrote:Lets Go Pad' Res'
Image

I'll drink to that.
Image
davidmarver
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Cafe WriterMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyePick 3 ChampionLucky Ladders Weekly WinnerTrivia Time Trial Monthly Winner
Posts: 6154
Joined: 11 Jan 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: 5.5 Hole

Postby davidmarver » Thu May 19, 2005 2:45 am

WittyC wrote:What can we do to heal Ben Sheets' ear?


First, eat an ear of corn.

Second, change the sheets on your bed.

And this may be harsh, but drink a Miller...Lite. I'd hate to be a Sheets owner and have to do that. Darn, I am!
Image
davidmarver
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Cafe WriterMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyePick 3 ChampionLucky Ladders Weekly WinnerTrivia Time Trial Monthly Winner
Posts: 6154
Joined: 11 Jan 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: 5.5 Hole

Postby davidmarver » Thu May 19, 2005 5:48 pm

Huff 1-3 with an rbi. It's a start. ;-D
Image
davidmarver
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Cafe WriterMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyePick 3 ChampionLucky Ladders Weekly WinnerTrivia Time Trial Monthly Winner
Posts: 6154
Joined: 11 Jan 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: 5.5 Hole

Postby davidmarver » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:47 am

Felt like an update is in store.

Padres are 30-18 since the Gods have been summoned. They were 5-7 at the time.

Huff's numbers since his cure was conjured:
19-65 (.292). 4 SB. 2 HR. 9 rbi. 7 runs. 16 games. Seems to be on the right track.
Image
davidmarver
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Cafe WriterMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyePick 3 ChampionLucky Ladders Weekly WinnerTrivia Time Trial Monthly Winner
Posts: 6154
Joined: 11 Jan 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: 5.5 Hole

Postby Fireball Express » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:03 am

Maybe the Fantasy Gods can do something with your boy Khalil Greene; or any Green for that matter. Shawn would do as well.

My general ritual is to sacrifice a live small furry backyard animal in my living room while watching Baseball Tonight weaing only a loin cloth. Lately I've been using pigeons and it's been working.

Darn ritual doesn't seem work on anyone named Greene/Green though.
Any suggestions?
Image
Fireball Express
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar

Posts: 2516
Joined: 17 May 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Basking in the Sunshine

PreviousNext

Return to Baseball Leftovers

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

Forums Articles & Tips Sleepers Rankings Leagues


Today's Games
Saturday, Sep. 20
(All times are EST, weather icons show forecast for game time)

LA Dodgers at Chi Cubs
(1:05 pm)
Detroit at Kansas City
(1:05 pm)
Toronto at NY Yankees
(4:05 pm)
Philadelphia at Oakland
(4:05 pm)
Arizona at Colorado
(4:10 pm)
Boston at Baltimore
(7:05 pm)
Milwaukee at Pittsburgh
(7:05 pm)
Chi White Sox at Tampa Bay
(7:10 pm)
indoors
Cleveland at Minnesota
(7:10 pm)
Washington at Miami
(7:10 pm)
indoors
Seattle at Houston
(7:10 pm)
NY Mets at Atlanta
(7:10 pm)
Cincinnati at St. Louis
(7:15 pm)
San Francisco at San Diego
(8:40 pm)
Texas at LA Angels
(9:05 pm)

  • Fantasy Baseball
  • Article Submissions
  • Privacy Statement
  • Site Survey 
  • Contact