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Postby davidmarver » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:14 pm


Nevin, Giles, Loretta and Klesko have been in the league for 10 years or more. To say that there getting better with age would be very foolish of you. Nady and Hernadez look good this season but there team is still pretty old. There an average-to below-average team. Dont be bias



An average-to-below-average team that won 87 games last year??? All with Peavy (who gave up more than two earned runs only twice last year) hurt for five starts, without a #5 starter, with Hernandez missing over 50 games, with Khalil gone during September, without Nady on the club, and with a damaged Klesko. That's AT LEAST a difference of 6 games, and 6 is being very generous. Those 6 games win the Padres the division.

To call the Padres a below average team is absurd. The only Tiger who would start at his position in San Diego would be Rodriguez and a healthy Magglio. Don't try to say Guillen; he had a fluke season and is aging (that's using your same philosophy on Loretta, whose numbers have been going up every season he's been in San Diego.)


Alright, so I think the 2 runs scored off starters in the last 30 innings by the Padres might have something to do with this post. I'm hoping that maybe by confessing my wrong-doings we may begin to hit again. So here goes:

Klesko sucks, Giles sucks, Nevin sucks, Hernandez sucks, Nady sucks, Loretta sucks, Burroughs sucks, Blum sucks, Greene sucks, Sweeney sucks, Garcia sucks, Ojeda sucks, and Hyzdu sucks. I think that covers it. Now please, baseball Gods. Have mercy on my soul and at least let us score in the next game. Thanks.

Anyone else have any suggestions about what I can do to get this offense rolling?
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Postby beltrans_boy » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:18 pm

GO DODGERS!

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Postby SouthBronxBombers » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:20 pm

Sacrifice a bucket of chicken.

Get a petition to end fish tacos at the stadium. The Baseball Gods meant man to eat hot dogs at baseball games.

Rename your kids Xavier or if female, Loretta.

Have a Nate Colbert Appreciation Day.
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Postby 4Pack » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:21 pm

Well David....if you have any of the Padre players on your fantasy team...you can always drop or trade them. That always seems to work for my slumping players! LOL
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Postby Payne Dailey » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:21 pm

SouthBronxBombers wrote:Sacrifice a bucket of chicken.

Get a petition to end fish tacos at the stadium. The Baseball Gods meant man to eat hot dogs at baseball games.

Rename your kids Xavier or if female, Loretta.

Have a Nate Colbert Appreciation Day.


so funny, thanks.
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Postby davidmarver » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:36 pm

SouthBronxBombers wrote:Sacrifice a bucket of chicken.

Get a petition to end fish tacos at the stadium. The Baseball Gods meant man to eat hot dogs at baseball games.

Rename your kids Xavier or if female, Loretta.

Have a Nate Colbert Appreciation Day.


Image I hereby sacrifice this bucket of chicken to the baseball Gods.

I just called my brother Xavier (he said 'what') and I will call my mother Loretta until the Padres score next.

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The fish taco change is out of my power. I hope 3 out of 4 works.
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Postby baseball6791 » Thu May 19, 2005 1:51 am

id like to submit a plea for all aubrey huff owners to the baseball gods. we know, HUFF SUCKS, now can he start hitting please?? :~( :~( :~( :~( anyone have any suggestions on what to sacrifice in the name of the great Mr. Huff?
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Postby davidmarver » Thu May 19, 2005 2:03 am

Sacrifice the Hufflepuff house in the Harry Potter books. Be sure to drink a glass of Tropicana Orange Juice as well. That should work.
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Postby baseball6791 » Thu May 19, 2005 2:17 am

Image i hearby sacrifice u in for the sake of aubrey huff's bat

Image and i symbolically drink you for the sake of the same thing
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Postby davidmarver » Thu May 19, 2005 2:21 am

Huff has officially been awoken. You watch.
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